IllogiZoo:Test Ostrich

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Test Ostrich
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Conservation Status
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Avianagoo
Order Fruit
Family Smell?
Genus Ostrich
Species T. Ostrichoruptus
Weight 20 - 190 kg. (avg)
Length 1.0 - 3.5a meters
Binomial Name
Testes Ostrichoruptus

The Test Ostrich is a peculiar creature found roaming the woods of Stormford Bridge (Not Stamford Bridge, you pickle).

It lays eggs, but only when constipated. You can buy its eggs from the eggman. The Test Ostrich eats small land faring creatures such as the dodo, the cheeseypuff and the Grindlewald.

In a race between a ham on wheels and a Test Ostrich, the Ostrich would win easily for it has superior running abilities, better even than turkeys. And Fnurdles. And ham on wheels.

But then again, the Test Ostrich is almost fast as light...ning. Which is kind of like light, but has more ning. NING, I SAY! Or do I say???? This thought requires pondering.

Did you know?[edit]

... that 50% of the world calls the Test Ostrich a Duncan?

No I didn't. And I don't care.