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Everything at low prices - it's the Web Hypermarket!

We accept most currencies, and sell everything at super-low rates, meaning you are sure to get a bargain! WE ARE TEH NEW WAL-MART!

Members of the Ism Party get a 25% discount on purchases, in addition to other discounts.

Employees

• The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! FOUNDER (I$1,000 per week salary)
• 2+2=5, Main salesman and manager of imported goods. (I$780 weekly salary)
• Sophia, CEO and onwer (I$9,000 monthly salary)
• The Pioneer, Main salesman for trades between Japanese companies. (100,000USM weekly salary)

Items we sell

Drinks

• Bottled Water of 600ml (any type except Dasani): 50c (V0.70 / BR700 / PDL4.00)
• Coca-Cola 200ml Minis, 75c (V1.05 / BR1,050 / PDL6.00)
• Coca-Cola 375ml Cans, $1.00 (V1.40 / BR1,400 / PDL8.00)
• Pepsi 250ml bottles, 89c (V1.25 / BR1,250 / PDL7.15)
• V Energy Drink (500ml) right from Australia: $1.20 (V1.68 / BR1,680 / PDL9.60)
• Gatorade 500ml: $1 (V1.40 / BR1,400 / PDL8.00)
• Fiji Water 500ml: $1.20 (why so expensive?!) V1.68 / BR1,680 / PDL9.60)
• Fiji Water 1L: $2 (V2.80 / BR2,800 / PDL16.00)
• GV Juice 500ml, all flavours: $2 (V2.80 / BR2,800 / PDL16.00)
• Milo 300ml: $2.10 (was $1, but double due to Milo Tax) (V2.94 / BR2,940 / PDL16.80)
• Canada Dry (all products) 355ml / 12 oz: $2 (V2.80 / BR2,800 / PDL16.00) (on request of 2+2=5)
• Sunkist - NOT SOLD. BUY FANTA INSTEAD.
• Arizona (all products) 440 ml / 16 oz: $2.40 (PDL19.20 due to import tax)
• Leninade, (drink it comrade!), $2.35 (20 cents refund for Communist brotherhood of make better!) (V3.29 / BR3,290 / PDL18.80)
• Mountain Dew 600ml: $4,000 (V2.80 / BR2,800 / PDL16.00)
• Slurpee: $3.20 (due to licensing tax from 7-11)
• Duff Beer: $4,000 (due to licensing tax from Kwik-E-Mart)

Snacks

• Jolly Rancher (candy), 50g, 50c (on request of 2+2=5)
• Any 55-60g chocolate bar, 70c (get 3 for $2 - SPECIAL)
• Energy Bar, $1.00 (get 3 for $2.50 - SPECIAL)
• Fruit By the Foot, $1.00 (get 5 for $4 - SPECIAL)
• Doritos, all flavours, 75g, $1.10 (not special, sadly)
• Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, all types $1.25 each (6 for $6 - SPECIAL)
• Duck Bars (ducks only) $1.30 each Members of the Duck Clan receive a 10% discount on this purchase only
• Ism Bars $1.30 each
• Cheese $2 for 100 grams
• Popcorn (microwaveable): 95c for 100 grams (!)
• Microwaved Potato Salad: $1.99 for 100 grams

Fruit and produce

• Bananas, $2 per kg
• Apple, $2.20 per kg
• Other fruits, $2.40 per kg
• Vegetables, $2.90 per kg
• Bacon, we don't sell because it is slaughter
• Cabbage, 50c for infinite grams of protein

Other Goods

• Books, from $5 to $24
• Bootleg Chinese DVDs, all reduced to $8
• Oddment, all goods $1.00
• Collapsible Ironing Boards, $20.00
• Camel Goods, $3.95 to $9.90
• Golf Clubs, from $12.00
• Mid-price greeting cards, from 70c to $1.40
• Ben & Jerry's ice cream, 200ml tubs, 89c.
• Various Microwavable Foods, from $3 onwards
• False Teeth, 90c
• Anti-Zombie Mines, $2
• Time capsule, $400.00

Alcohol

• Local Lager, $4 for 375ml
• Imported, $4.50 to $5.50 for 375ml
• Irish Whiskey (not Scottish Whisky), $25.00 per 1L bottle, aged 10 years
• Wine, POA
• Beard Beer, $6.99

Pets

• Hamster, $25.00
• Ferret, $30.00
• Cat, $47.00
• Dog, $70 to $150
• Tame Elephants, POA
• Tame Minks, POA
• Rabbit, $5 to $50