Illogicopedia talk:Business/Web Hypermarket

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There is this amazing Communist-themed drink here in America called "Leninade." That should be in the list. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 00:46, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

It will be. Any other American goods we should have here? So far there is Dr Pepper (and related) as well as Fruit by the Foot. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:02, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Jolly Rancher (candy), Candada Dry (ginger ale, club soda, and tonic water), Sunkist (Orange soda), Arizona (iced teas, half-and-half, juices [mango, grape, orange, watermelon, strawberry-kiwi, fruit punch, raspberry), Gatorade (way too many flavours for that one), orange juice (Minute Maid, Tropicana, Simply Orange, Florida's Natural), Fiji Water, Air-Heads (candy), Hershey's (chocolate candies), lemon-lime sodas (Sierra Mist, 7Up, Sprite), Klondike Bars (ice cream bars), Lay's (potato crisps in various flavours), Tootsie-Rolls (candy), Pringles (potato crisps), Doritos (tortilla chips in various flavours), Capri-Sun (flavoured juice pouches)... Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 02:31, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Can I also work here? I'll bring other goods to your hypermarket. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 02:35, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Yes you can. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:54, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
NOT INSANE! Not unless you stock Cannabutter (butter infused with marijuana), false teeth, anti-zombie mines (just take off the stickers that say "anti-personnel mine" and replace them with "anti-zombie mine, made in Tibet" labels. Template available at http://zombieproof.com/sales, urinal cakes and a huge assortment of pet snacks. Legal considerations might make marijuana-based products unfeasible at this time. The board might look at production facilities as an investment in the inevitable rise in demand. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 20:11, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Let's do that. Then. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:54, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
I BUY ALL YER DORITOS ☃☃☃ (talk) 13:01, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
OK. We had 300 units in stock. So pay us $330 (or alternatively 450 Valjuta or 2,500 Piddlers). The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:41, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)