Illogicopedia:The Ism Party

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THE ISM PARTY

Motto
Who doesn't love a good ism?, or The only party built upon adolescent hormonal fluctuations.

Leader

Also leads Business and Giratinite Union proceedings

Founded

In the Beginning of Everything (i.e. 2015)

Headquarters

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high

Political Ideology

Isms and free cake for all

Website

right here

Official deputy

Gozimnot

Parliamentary colour

Spring green and purple

“My two cents; is it not most illogical to have an absentee president?”
~ User:Gruntled

“You crimish criminal of... crime!”
~ The worst insult we can throw at an opposition, maybe with the addition of the word 'zesty'

Anyway we are the first party of the Opposition meaning that your Illogiment can now argue against us! After all, what's the point of politics if you can't turn the whole thing into a huge virtual bloodbath?

WELCOME TO THE ISM PARTY!

The Ism Party, like it was mentioned before, is a political party of Illogicopedia that belongs to the not-so-new Opposition of Off Tropic, a distinct group of (future) political parties that are not (and will not be) affiliated with... the Illogiment. *shivers in disgust*

Manife-stew[edit | edit source]

The Ism Party believes in isms, that should be clear as mud to anybody who wishes to join. We are part of the ?politic Opposition, consisting of us, the Ami Army, the Pizza Party and the Non-Existent Party^[1]. So far (1.06 last update, using British date format) so good. We have some rules:

No death in blogging accidents. We cannot be held responsible.
Be warned: ~~anti-Flabebism ahead. We support dragon rights, have that be known.~~ This has been changed, as it was highly controversial.
We want isms. That should be obvious.
Be illogical.
Attack the Coalition's weak point for massive damage. The 'Coalition' is hereby defined as all other non-Opposition parties. Snarf.
See also Littenism. We support Littenists. And never say anything negative to that lot.
Our national religion is Hindleyism. Ergotism, it's good. Pastafarianism and Discordianism are OK. Zimizmizm, we agree with. SubGenius, hmm, a bit sketchy. Scientology is extremely weird. Goa Tse is outright blasphemy. Watch out for Goa Tse propagandists. Unless he joins the Ism Party, we can't agree. Note: As of 3rd September, he has been suspended from all proceedings.
On a similar note, ILLOGISOC is banned.

Current Members[edit | edit source]

Iamawesome T | C | U (President, death for reasons unknown)
XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions (secretary/central deputy/political candidate for the 2020 elections)
Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.)
(propagandist, official deputy [according to the chart describing us], and advisor)
Sir KJ24 (our pet cat/Ism Party mascot)
Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity AMB (Vice President, Supreme Leader of the Opposition of Off-Tropic, 2nd bringer of ergotism as well as minister of tube socks, waffles and AOL and currently, acting president)
--Dokktrott Ausenbeier Mitfonnakk (make an appointment) (The zombieism, corpsiness, rot and putrefaction risen from the dead and reincarnated! The tumor of a tumor, from ergotism to a next level: gangrenous necrosis! No known race, age or sex, for it is literally an anthropomorphic black mass! Bringer of death, disease and destruction personally hand-wrapped by Santa Nurgle to rivaling political movements who embraces all isms and yet blindly follows none.)
_{hey, do you like euler}👈 2l.o7l1 👉 8l2o8l1 8w2/8 4m5e9●0J4O5I2N3 5U3S6
0H2i8s7t4o7r1y3 5o2f6 6l2u4l9z7z7 (Laugh out Loud, ALL LOWERCASE, Plz Join Things)

Former Members[edit | edit source]

PiddlerOfTrousers, Cnidarian Overlord (Minister of Tube Socks, Waffles, and AOL) NO LONGER A MEMBER DUE TO ANTI-FLABEBISM IN THE PARTY
3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ (official bringer of ergotism to rival parties to help the Ism Party obtain world domination.) HAS BEEN REINCARNATED AS KUOLIOINEN