Illogicopedia:The Ism Party
|See here for more political parties. Why would you leave? Why? When there is free cake and dead mice for your pet cat right here!|
Who doesn't love a good ism?, or The only party built upon adolescent hormonal fluctuations.
|Leader||Also leads Business and Giratinite Union proceedings|
|Founded||In the Beginning of Everything (i.e. 2015)|
|Headquarters||Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high|
|Political Ideology||Isms and free cake for all|
|Parliamentary colour||Spring green and purple|
“My two cents; is it not most illogical to have an absentee president?”
“You crimish criminal of... crime!”
Anyway we are the first party of the Opposition meaning that your Illogiment can now argue against us! After all, what's the point of politics if you can't turn the whole thing into a huge virtual bloodbath?
WELCOME TO THE ISM PARTY!
The Ism Party, like it was mentioned before, is a political party of Illogicopedia that belongs to the not-so-new Opposition of Off Tropic, a distinct group of (future) political parties that are not (and will not be) affiliated with... the Illogiment. *shivers in disgust*
The Ism Party believes in isms, that should be clear as mud to anybody who wishes to join. We are part of the ?politic Opposition, consisting of us, the Ami Army, the Pizza Party and the Non-Existent Party. So far (1.06 last update, using British date format) so good. We have some rules:
- No death in blogging accidents. We cannot be held responsible.
- Be warned:
anti-Flabebism ahead. We support dragon rights, have that be known.This has been changed, as it was highly controversial.
- We want isms. That should be obvious.
- Be illogical.
- Attack the Coalition's weak point for massive damage. The 'Coalition' is hereby defined as all other non-Opposition parties. Snarf.
- See also Littenism. We support Littenists. And never say anything negative to that lot.
- Our national religion is Hindleyism. Pastafarianism and Discordianism are OK. Zimizmizm, we agree with. SubGenius, hmm, a bit sketchy. Scientology is extremely weird. Goa Tse is outright blasphemy. Watch out for Goa Tse propagandists. Unless he joins the Ism Party, we can't agree. Note: As of 3rd September, he has been suspended from all proceedings.
- On a similar note, ILLOGISOC is banned.
Current Members[edit source]
- T | C | U (President, death for reasons unknown)
- XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions (secretary/central deputy/political candidate for the 2020 elections)
- Sir KJ24 (our pet cat/Ism Party mascot)
- Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity AMB (Vice President, 2nd official bringer of ergotism to rival parties and/or to help the Ism Party obtain world domination, new self-proclaimed minister of Tube Socks, Waffles and AOL and currently, acting president)
- --Dokktrott Ausenbeier Mitfonnakk (make an appointment) (The zombieism, corpsiness, rot and putrefaction risen from the dead and reincarnated! The tumor of a tumor, from ergotism to a next level: gangrenous necrosis! No known race, age or sex, for it is literally an anthropomorphic black mass! Bringer of death, disease and destruction personally hand-wrapped by Santa Nurgle to rivaling political movements who embraces all isms and yet blindly follows none.)
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Former Members[edit source]
PiddlerOfTrousers, Cnidarian Overlord (Minister of Tube Socks, Waffles, and AOL)NO LONGER A MEMBER DUE TO ANTI-FLABEBISM IN THE PARTY 3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ (official bringer of ergotism to rival parties to help the Ism Party obtain world domination.)HAS BEEN REINCARNATED AS KUOLIOINEN
- Nobody create a link to THIS one!
Unofficial Anthem[edit source]
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If you got down here already: