Late capitalism

This article is moosely in content, and has attracted the attention of Observer.

“Star Wars displays stars leading to the store”

~ MALINDA

“There is no ethical consumption under late capitalism.”

~ pseudointellectuals on Tumblr

This is an article about late capitalism, under which there is no ethical consumption, and not to be confused with later capitalism, under which the question of ethical consumption becomes meaningless, as objective ethics is assumed not to exist.

History

Although late capitalism as such was only formalized in 1955, the concept in actuality finds its origins in 19th century sociopolitical Marxism. It achieved its modern form as a deconstruction of projected apprehension of apparitional rabbits. This trend was exacerbated by the prevalence of hallucinogens in mainstream culture during the preceeding decades.

Late capitalism today

The most modern form of late capitalism does not merely obfuscate meaning, but thoroughly eschews it. This can be seen in these excerpts from Das spät Kapitalismus, the textbook of late capitalism, so to speak:

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"Tremendously and about thinking the what's main. Way we that can."

Nature

The writer believes a discussion of the nature of late capitalism, as opposed to its meta properties, is in order.

Late capitalism possesses fourteen characters. Seven goes into fourteen twice. Seven and two combined additively produces nine. Nine is also derived by taking three to the power of two. Late capitalism is a Bavarian secret society verified. Gazinda!