Infinite Ice-cream

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Infinite Ice-cream is the end result of crossing a bottomless pit with an ice-cream. One cannot simply throw an ice-cream into a bottomless pit and hope that the pit will explode into a pile of ice-cream, a whole freakin' ritual is involved in the making on this. Your ingredients are:

  • A bottomless pit (saying it's big enough will not do, it must truly be bottomless)
  • An ice-cream to sacrifice to the ice-cream god (his favorite flavor is cherry chocolate)
  • The full moon
  • Twenty or so dancers to perform the traditional 'ice-cream jig'
  • Must be performed in summer when ice-cream is readily available

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