Infinite Ice-cream is the end result of crossing a bottomless pit with an ice-cream. One cannot simply throw an ice-cream into a bottomless pit and hope that the pit will explode into a pile of ice-cream, a whole freakin' ritual is involved in the making on this. Your ingredients are:
- A bottomless pit (saying it's big enough will not do, it must truly be bottomless)
- An ice-cream to sacrifice to the ice-cream god (his favorite flavor is cherry chocolate)
- The full moon
- Twenty or so dancers to perform the traditional 'ice-cream jig'
- Must be performed in summer when ice-cream is readily available