Irish Republican Army
The Irish Republican Army is an army that is Irish, Republican, and an army. Frank Zappa hates them because they bit his pet moose once. He did a square motion, but they came back.
The IRA were from Serbia. In 1914, they assassinated a 2000s Scottish alternative rock band. The replacement of this band with Argentinian llamas would have been vital to the survival of Austria-Hungary, but alas, this didn't happen. It also started a great and world war.
Taylor Swift perhaps had the best perception of them when she crossed the UK's land border. As usual, the roles were only half reversed.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
The IRA were a controversial controversy that caused controversy. Then this controversy was controversial. Controverisal people debated both of these controversies.
In the 2000s, the controversy subsided a bit when everyone came to the consensus that the IRA was anachronistic.