Iron Toe
The Iron Toe was a weapon in World War II that was used to crush enemy soldiers on the ground, as the Toe was being released from the sky.
The Toe was first dropped from a hatch in the airplane, and it would fall down from the sky, crushing the enemy soldiers fighting on land. The Toe was also sometimes tied to a Jeep and was launched into an airplane, crashing it to the ground.
History[edit | edit source]
It was originally used by the Japanese during WWII, where the Japanese fighter jets would release the Toe from a hatch inside the aircraft, and it would fall down from the sky, crushing the enemy soldiers fighting on land. The Toe weighed roughly 12,000 tons, and was considered the deadliest weapon invented by the Japanese up until the creation of an even deadlier weapon. This weapon is no longer used in combat anymore, for some particular reason.
Usage[edit | edit source]
The Japanese made great use of this weapon during their full scale invasion of China. WWII Japanese airforce pilots used these weapons because they were simple, c'mon, how simpler can you get, it's a fuckin' toe for Christ's sake! Some have described this weapon as the greatest innovation in Japanese weaponry, some even describing it as being basically just a "Big ass toe".
The Iron Toe soon became obsolete, due to the Hiroshima bomb. The Iron Toe was used exclusively by the Japanese on the Americans and the Chinese during the Pacific War and the invasion of China. With the Americans gaining the upper hand in the war, the Japanese were left with nothing else to use, except run away, like the French
Nazis also used the Iron Toe, tying them to a vehicle and shooting them at aircraft. But since there was a lack of instructions on them using this weapon, they decided to stop using it, and ran away like sitzpinkler pussies.