Archimedes

“Archimedes, Screw!”
~ Yoda on what he'd do to Archimedes

Do not disturb my circles![edit | edit source]

Don't disturb his circles, man. It's not healthy for you.

This isn't Nick Junior, folks, just eat the damn apple and go home.

....whut??????????? YARRRRGH ARCHIMEDES WAS A PIRATE!!!!!

The dark pail has been catatized and currently awaits yesterday's arrival of the Horse with three mules living in the infinite cave for the Golden Horde!

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