Katy Perry

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Katy Perry, currently enjoying the taste of her own tongue.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born October 25, 1984), better known by her Discordian name Katy Perry, is an American boob model.

Her birth and childhood[edit]

Katy was born in the small town of Essex, Texas, at the age of 23. Her father worked as a Discordian reverend, and her mother (who also happens to be a tarsier) made money by selling candy to diabetics.

As a child, Katy was a good little Discordian girl. She enjoyed praising Eris and studying wizardry at her local cabal.

Her job[edit]

Katy is currently employed as a boob model, a job that allows her to make lots and lots of money. She is known world-wide for her perfectly plump boobs and her flawless nipples.

Her husband[edit]

Katy is currently married to Bigfoot.

Music career[edit]

Katy also has a musical career. Some people like her music, some people don't. But everyone loves her gigantic milk jugs.

Discography[edit]

Illogical nonfacts[edit]

  • Katy Perry rhymes with Smelly Berry.
  • Katy Perry can shoot whip cream out of her nipples.
  • Katy Perry can melt your popsicle.
  • Katy Perry's kisses taste like Mountain Dew and Skittles.

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