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The Mango is an oft-discussed fruit that, contrary to popular belief, has no taste whatsoever.

Description[edit | edit source]

I kind of already did that.

History[edit | edit source]

It originated in some place probably a long way away from here... let's say Eritrea. They don't get a lot of press.

Production[edit | edit source]

They grow on trees.

Uses[edit | edit source]

The skin is quite good when you need something to chew on, whether it's to relieve stress or keep your malfunctioning robotic jaw enhancement in check.

Uses Controversy[edit | edit source]

Some contend rouille de seiche is far superior in that respect, but they're dumb.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The word mango came from the Canadian word mango, which also meant "mango." This word in turn has been shown to originate from the Indo-European root hbrbrbrbr.

Nutrient and Antioxidant Properties[edit | edit source]


In popular culture[edit | edit source]

  • LOL means mango in Welsh.
  • I stepped on a mango once.

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