Mongolian State Honor Guard

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The Mongolian Straight State Honor Guard is a honorable mention of the Mongolian armed forces. They have been around the world since like, i dunno, 5 years ago? Sorry that i don't remember much, I probably lost my memories while at a party of theirs.

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Involvement in the Great Fish War of Siberia[edit | edit source]

TW: Graphic image of brutally murdered fish

Considering the competence of the rest of the Mongolian army, they weren't exactly needed to secure the fish, but they showed up anyway, because they just felt like it. They then proceeded to murder a bunch of fish until the ghost of Gandhi had to tell them to something more practical. They then went on to use said fish as the fuel in the first nuclear bombs, and Gandhi was proud. Then they won the war. Who did they win against? I don't know, I'm still suffering from memory loss. This is just what they did in my dreams.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Genghis Khan was a prominent member of the Honor Guard, but sadly died before he could do anything particularly notable.
  • One of the more prominent members (and only Admiral) of the Honor Guard invented the phrase "Women want me, fish fear me".
  • If you're a fish and live anywhere near the Honor Guard you are probably already dead.

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