Nigeria
“I love Nigeria... everybody there gives you free money.”
Nigeria is supposedly an African country. However, this was propaganda spread by people who claim to have been there, but never actually have visited. In Nigeria, there is nothing to visit, actually. There's just air, and sand, until you bother to cross the border into - more air, and sand. So, in other words, there's no point in going to Nigeria.
Scams[edit | edit source]
Said propagandists also make bold claims. I got returns on my tax, from Nigeria! Who could believe that? Nobody, because the population of Nigeria is 0.
Boko HarambeHaram[edit | edit source]
According to the news it is a terrorist group, but it doesn't exist in Nigeria, but it does in Niger and everywhere else in Africa. Nothing can exist in Nigeria, it's too dry and there's no crops for food.
Origin of the name[edit | edit source]
...let's just leave it at that, shall we?
I think you know exactly where this is going.
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