Zimbabwe
Mugabe! Mugabe! Mugabe! Nguwaka! *click* *click* Mbuti!
[White guy shows up with a gun]
MUGABE! MUGA-
KA-DOG!
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Zimbabwe is a country with a higher standard of living than any other in the world according to the United Nations Survey of the Best Countries Ever. On the main survey, it ranked as the twelfth-best country ever to walk the Earth. Weighing over 100 tonnes, this lumbering titan made the Earth shake beneath its feet. Its only predator was Utahraptor, which was evil.
Notable alumni of Zimbabwe include Mao Kai-Shek, Satan, Obesius the Cat, and you. Today, Zimbabwe has the highest graduation rate of all world nations.
Also, it's big. And everyone is a billionaire.
On Mugabe[edit | edit source]
'Nuff said.
Other aspects of the country[edit | edit source]
Due to being an African country, it suffers under the weight of mass poverty, especially following 2009's hyperinflation. But who, to be honest, cares? There's a lot of first world countries sending aid to Zimbabwe, but that's probably a thin disguise.
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