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The Computer God is omnivorous, meaning he can eat anything, including you and me and Barney and my pet plants and sheep and monkeys and PNCL TREE. Oh, and you.

Not to be confused with bonking your head against a barking dishwasher. Or dishwashing a barking mad salad.

Omnivorous is also the most delectable of dialects. Delightfully so.

Omnivores are named after the god omni who is, as it happens, the long lost brother of Bez from the Happy Mondays.

You're twisting my melon man![edit]

Call the cops. As it happens, American police are fastfoodivorous, meaning they only eat hamburgers and doughnuts. British cops are meativorous, and eat nothing but truncheon meat.

Well, that's what it says on Police Academy.