Talk:Top Ten Top Ten Things

This is the quickest I've ever written an article. Inspired by my son, a bat shit insane Siamese Fighting Fish trader, gringo impersonator, plethora expositor, animal behavioral modifier and mermaid enthusiast. (kaizum me) 02:56, 7 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Gods only know whom he takes after. :D Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:08, 7 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Hah! The poor guy inherited some of his more interesting traits from his mom. I used the lesser known alternative Montessori methodology in raising both of my boys. They revere me as a spiritual master, and are to this day at my beck and call. Every autumn we go out hunting Sasquatch. We are high ranking members of a secret society, who's purpose is pissing off bad drivers. (kaizum me) 04:36, 7 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

OK, it must be weird living in the Zim_ulator family. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:26, 7 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

I'll gladly join it. 03:55, 9 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!)

We can do an informal adoption thing. At least 8, I assume I'm old enough to be your dad. Or granddad. Or you could join our pack of quadrupeds and be a pet. Pet doesn't really do them justice. They're people to us, albeit a special kind of people. To be clear, Sister Zim_ulatrix, my spouse, is also bat fuck insane. The evidence is that she is amused at almost anything I think is funny. We are of French-Canadian descent, if that matters. We don't own guns, worship Satan, do bad drugs, smell like pitch, rant about particle physics, believe we're possessed by body thetans, rent a bungalow at the beach, proselytize, tell fibs or predict the future. Otherwise, were pretty easy to get along with. (kaizum me) 18:10, 9 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)