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Now, we all know about life.
It's a pretty simple thing. We all go around doing stuff, minding our own business. There are other people doing their things, and everyone is alright. You have your cat, you sit at home, you watch TV. Everything is going just right for you. Girlfriend is straight and happy to have sex with you (or so you think), and you're finally old enough to drink. Life is sweet. Until your cat gets run over by a truck, you Girlfriend gets blow up in a terrorist attack, and someone unplugs your TV.
You see, death is something that is quite overlooked in today's society.
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