IllogiZoo:Test Ostrich
| Test Ostrich | ||
|---|---|---|
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| Conservation Status | ||
| Endangered | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Avianagoo | |
| Order | Fruit | |
| Family | Smell? | |
| Genus | Ostrich | |
| Species | T. Ostrichoruptus | |
| Weight | 20 - 190 kg. (avg) | |
| Length | 1.0 - 3.5a meters | |
| Binomial Name | ||
The Test Ostrich is a peculiar creature found roaming the woods of Stormford Bridge (Not Stamford Bridge, you pickle).
It lays eggs, but only when constipated. You can buy its eggs from the eggman. The Test Ostrich eats small land faring creatures such as the dodo, the cheeseypuff and the Grindlewald.
In a race between a ham on wheels and a Test Ostrich, the Ostrich would win easily for it has superior running abilities, better even than turkeys. And Fnurdles. And ham on wheels.
But then again, the Test Ostrich is almost fast as light...ning. Which is kind of like light, but has more ning. NING, I SAY! Or do I say???? This thought requires pondering.
Did you know?[edit | edit source]
... that 50% of the world calls the Test Ostrich a Duncan?
No I didn't. And I don't care.
PARTY POOPER.