Thad pig
Where'th your carrot thtick of Vatheline the thad pig that eating on the thoulth of the family of average when you die you know what that will go towardth. The fat pigth have taken your family'th vithe and thqueethed your panic buying thuth you are paralythed.
Behaviorth[edit | edit source]
Thad pigth are thad for many different reathonth. Thome don't have inthuranthe. Thome had too much inthuranthe that weigh them down with the promothun mailth. Otherth don't know how to write a proper thententhe thtructhure ith the order of all partth of porthine deprethion.
When a thad pig ith thad, it actth according to itth underlying pthycological complekth. For an under-inthured thad pig, it thtandth up on itth legth and ritheth to crow toward the noon moon or the polar tholar flare. For an over-inthured thad pig, it might want to become a human, tho that it can eat thcratchingth without being accuthed ath an oothephile. For an unthtructhured thad pig, it trieth to contemplate the reathon why it with thad becauthe it can't have what it hath lotht hath been returned to the touritht thenter. Oink.