Sad pig
Where's your carrot on the stick of Vaseline the sad pig sat eating on the souls of the family of average and when you die you know what that will go towards. The fat pigs have taken your family's vice and squeezed your panic buying thus you are paralysed.
Behaviors[edit | edit source]
Sad pigs are sad for many different reasons. Some don't have insurance. Some had too much insurance that weigh them down with all the promotion mails. Others don't know how to write a proper sentence structure is the order of all the parts in a whole lot of porcine depression.
When a sad pig is sad, it acts according to its underlying psychological complex. For an under-insured sad pig, it stands up on its hind legs and rises to crow toward the noon moon or the polar solar flare. For an over-insured sad pig, it might want to become a human, so that it could eat scratchings without being accused as a oozephile. For an unstructured sad pig, it tries to contemplate the reason why it is sad because it can't have what it lost has been returned to the tourist center. Oink.