Things You Didn't Know

• You are an idiot.
• The reason Superman can fly is a rare effect of a large intake of LSD.
• The Mole People want to be your friends.
• Flashlights are powered by fireflies taken hostage by the Man.
• PS3 is a scam by the Aliens to make us waste money.
• Spiderman uses a high concentrate of Krazy Glue to make his webs.
• It IS possible to sweat Gatorade.
• This article is a pigment of your imagination.
• I am right behind you...
• Osama Bin Laden is currently hiding in Argentina with Hitler.
• The last digit in pi is 4.
• Will Smith is NOT legend.
• Peesmell smells like pee!
• Mississippi is spelled with a Q.
• Your neighbor is a crack dealer.
• In the southern U.S.A. they have a special word for electricity, Magic.
• I discovered America.
• Clowns are evil devil-spawns.
• America>England
• Cheese and crackers is the best mid-day snack.
• Slovakia was behind 9/11.
• Dick Cheney didn't think he was a deer...
• Chuck Norris sailed the 7 seas; 8 times.
• Not even Soulja Boy knows how to Superman a hoe.
• I am the creator of this article.
• Lighting is a result of clouds testing their nuclear bombs.
• The reason that Atlantis is under water is because a wanted man is using it as a hideout.
• I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
• I am fluent in Jibberish.
• You can't handle the truth, but I can.
• Dracula sucked someone's blood from Africa and now he has AIDS.
• O.J. did it.
• I've counted to infinity.
• I know where Waldo is.
• It's not delivery, it's Digiorno.
• This is the last fact of this article.