Thus
Thus is a word that is so weird that it has been considered a scientific anomaly. It's time of creation is unknown and has been shrouded with mystery ever since the topic was first brought up at the Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership. The word also contains some strange physical and chemical properties. Thus, it has been difficult to assess in reality.
Notable Experiments[edit | edit source]
| Experiment | Effect | Conclusion |
|---|---|---|
| Heating over burner | Burned into licorice. | Licorice burns? |
| Cutting with slightly rusted but still usable chainsaw | Splintered into minuscule flakes, grouped together in shape of George Washington. | Behaves similar to Mercury. |
| Placed in a freezer | Turned into "Thuse". | Easily affected by cold and similar stuff that is cold. It's probably made of something hot. |
| Placed in the Freeeezer | Turned into "Thusé". | Our scientists clearly have time on their hands. |
| Exposing to nuclear radiation | Grew legs and walked out of the room. | IT'S ALIIIIVE! |
| Placed in stable conditions | It sat there. | Great to see what our government is funding, eh? |
Effects of "Thus"[edit | edit source]
Thus and human behaviour[edit | edit source]
Studies have shown that, statistically speaking, people who say "thus" in everyday language are more likely to be prissy, sucked-up pricks who constantly take baths in language generating syrups. It also shows that shy people are less likely to say "thus" as the are less likely to speak in general.
"Thus" and human health[edit | edit source]
90% of people who regularly say "thus" are diagnosed with cancer within their lifetimes. It's true!