UML

“Unlimited monkey learning? Sounds like a school for "special" monkeys.”

~ André Breton on UML

UML stands for Unlimited Monkey Learning. This was created sometime in the prehistoric era, preferably the preUMLic era. The concept of the UML is that wet computor programs would explode when the interacted with any other animal besides monkeys, thus giving the monkeys infinite knowledge by the use of the Internet.

Birth

Long ago in the preUMLic Era, there were many waterfalls ( Keep in mind that this first took place before the massive waterfall massacre of 1463) on this earth.

When the roaming herds of dell computers finally found a home in the valley of dead stuff, it so happened that the waterfalls had chosen the same area as there safehaven from the Ninjas.

One day, when one of the computers got into a fight with a waterfall, the waterfall rained down upon it and got it's circuits all wet, thus royally screwing it over.

After several more battles with waterfalls, all the computers were wet. This did not bode well for them.

Discovery

When the daily ussage season began, animals from all over came to use the computers, however they all exploded in there faces when used, which is not a very pleasant experience, to have a computer explode in your face. trust me, I've had it done to me.

One day however, richard the super monkey made a pilgrimage to the valley of dead stuff. Once there, he used a computer, and it didn't explode it in his face!

Next Gen

Many nutty professors around the world (which was pangaea at the time) spazzed and had to come up with some next gen technology, to counter act the incredible UML, for they had no acess to computers.

They banded together as The league of extraordianrily geeky scientists. They joined there technology together and named it "Self Drying Program". This did not work though when inserted into computers however, as it made the computers jump into pools of hot lava in an attempt to dry there cicuits off.

The monkeys, being royally pissed off, counter-counter acted the Self Drying Progam. They created the RUP (Redo Undo Predator) who's main prey was the Self Drying Program.

Rain of the RUP

The RUP was very unstable, because the monkeys had created it out of discarded bananas and mammoth skulls. One day the RUP completely broke and went on a rampage, destroying everything in it's path.

Not until recently could cops cacth and arrest the RUP for being "really bad".

Asociates

It is beleived that the RUP was a member of the Hitler Youth at one point. He is also beleived to be asociated with the AKA (Ass-Kickin Association). He is safely now in custody.

Wait – What the heck happened to the UML?

After the RUP was captured, it turned out the Self Drying Program really did dry off the computors circuits, and that is why only recently computers have been available to man kind. Many people argue though that monkeys still have infinite knowledge over the use of the internet, for manyweb pages know are in a monkey exclusive language, "Rubbish".

See also

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