Unnecessary Capitalisation

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Unnecessary Capitalisation Is A Rather Annoying Phenomenon Amongst Certain Groups Of People That Involves Giving Every Single Word A Capital Letter. These People Wear Their Shift Buttons Out With Regularity, As You Might Imagine. They Go Through Keyboards At A Rate Of One Per Day, Two If They're Prolific Internet/Microsoft Word Users. It Is Three Times As Expensive If They Are Typewriter Users.