Microsoft Word

Hey, do you know what day it is?

It's Microsoft Word Day though it doesn't even exist. And that means you get to play with Paperclips. How fun is that?

It's not. But is it?

Followers

Of the church of Microsoft Word call themselves Bayesians, or maybe The Order of the Spike. But they mostly merge mail.

Microsoft Word

Yes, it can damage your brain permanently. Brain Surgery may be required. What's with the blue quired? Oh it's red. Oh, I'm color blind. So sorry.

See, it's Microsoft Word!

YAAAAAY!