Ah! You find Readmes☭☭n here! Along the way bring kalashnik☭v and v☭dka!

It appears as though Readmesoon has lost his penis. Would you assist him in finding it? Here is the microscope

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“Used to measure on's weight, you can program them to lower your eight by up to twenty pounds! They out sell propane scales nearly 8:1! ” ~ The Greatest Inventions of Mankind

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COLLABORIZER

This user is always up for a collaboration article.

You know where to go. I hope.

The name's Readmesoon, call me RMS or RimsMeSoon (Thank you Testes) or whatever, but if there is one thing you must know it is the fact that I like this place and I like writing. Want to write with me? Just check out the fancy template below. Or above. Or in China.

Virus Useful Links

'Tis the season for reading! Try:
Santa
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Christmas

• The cookies that taste so good you get a million more (Girl Scout cookies), the best cookies in the group.
• The better cookies of the batch, the ones that aren't burnt or undercooked.
• The other cookies, and this time it's the whole batch.
• The milk that goes with the cookies, probably the most useful link of them all.
• The heavy hitters, or writers, of ?pedia.
• Wanna write? That place is full of great things to write about.
• This place is just another place that I can use to brag about my edit count.
• Check out who is number 9!

Critical Acclaim

	Someone not worth meeting, that's for sure.
—Truthful Harsh Critic

	I would like him if it weren't for his horrible articles.
—Another Critic

	His user page is painfully dull. Cover your childrens' eyes before reading, they'll practically die of boredom.
—More Critics

	I cracked up when someone told me this RMS chap got a feature and was slightly respected in the Illogicopedia community, thinking it was crude joke. It wasn't
—A Real Meany head

	He may suck, but he isn't as bad as T3canolis.
—A nice Critic

	No where as good as Avatar.
—Another Critic