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If you have seen charlie the unicorn, you might like this video i uploaded 3 hours ago to youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJPMafopQfI

₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 23:58, 19 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I hate charlie the unicorn. —rms talk 00:02, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Which is why you should like the vid bcause Charlie gets his kidney stolen! ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:05, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I hate charlie. And did you see what I said up above about my top ten thing? —rms talk 00:07, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I saw it. I just voted for two more things. Don't panic. June 30th is a long way away. Also, don't freak out when I don't show up for this weekend. I am going away and won't be able to be active. Starfish loves you. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:16, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to be all next week, from Monday to Saturday. —rms talk 00:18, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I'm heading down to Albany, NY for my brother's soccer thingy. Where you going? ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:19, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Just felt I needed to drop in. /me pushes in betweeen RMS and RFK. Cool! Albany. I used to live in New York. Then I moved. I never actually visited Albany before, all I know it is the most un-deserving capital in the U.S. --T3 00:22, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to NYLT, or National Youth Leadership Training for Boy Scouts. —rms talk 00:23, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

That's not a waste of time at all. /sarcasm --T3 00:25, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I have a general question 4 both of you, just out of "pure curiosity"<----RMS quote, how old are you guys? ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:26, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

14. —rms talk 00:27, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

As old as you, RFK... Maybe add one year. --T3 00:28, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

It's hard to believe I write some of the crap I do considering my age. —rms talk 00:29, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Same here. But... Oh well... I guess age doesn't matter; only maturity. --T3 00:31, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

My birthday is in about 2 weeks or so, July 8. I will be turning 13. Actually, alot of people underestimate my intelligence and knowledge, partly because of my age, or because I don't act or look smart. I'm actually the only boy in my grade who made high honor roll three quaters in a row, I don't know about the 4th quater cuz report cards havent been released yet. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:32, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I don't have that crap at my school. I'm going into ninth grade, and thorugh my entire middle school career I had a 4.0 in every semester. —rms talk 00:33, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

...then add one year. I too, am probably the smartest in my grade other than a kid that rarely talks. I really don't look or dress smart (right now I'm wearing a Johan Santana jersey and basketball shorts) but I do act pretty smart. That's why a lot of people hate me. But I don't care. At least I have a lot of friends so so what if all the idiots in my school hate me, eh? --T3 00:36, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Im going into 8th. What does a 4.0 translate into numerical grade, on my last card i had a 94. My highest class is science, when the f week progress slips came out i had a 100 in it. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:38, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I rarely talk. One teacher nicknamed me the silent assassin, compared me to president calvin cooledge, who was apparently quiet but brilliant, compared me to a supreme court judge, has said that one of my answers to a short answer question was college level, and that i am the only boy in his top 5 students. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:40, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I love myself. Sorry, felt left out. --JonTehSexyMofo 00:41, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

What grade are you in, HH? —rms talk 00:42, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

We don't have grades in England, I'm at college, which I think is your high school? I'm 18, iono where that puts me in your system --JonTehSexyMofo 00:44, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

in college or graduating hs. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:45, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Also, that smae teachee compared me to Robert fulton the man who invented the steam boat, the clermont. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:47, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Teachers compare me to an ass. They all say I'm a smart ass. But a smart smart ass. —rms talk 00:48, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

My teacher said I was like Ghandi and Jesus mashed up into an incredibly sexy ball, and that I make Einstein look retarded. --JonTehSexyMofo 00:50, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

That's what the chicks at the school said about me. Until they figured out I'm a selfish bitch. :P —rms talk 00:51, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

archive this page already man, it's shite having to scroll so bloody much --JonTehSexyMofo 00:52, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I have a game:I will type something in french and the 1st person to find out what it means wins!

₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:54, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC) r u in? On yur marks! Go!

Si vous ne faites pas d'eau votre machine de fax, cela cultivera le fromage de Parmesan. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:56, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

If you do not water your fax machine that cultivating Parmesan cheese. Also, Jon, Just click the little [edit] thing. Seriously. —rms talk 00:58, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

No!Close though. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:02, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hey I think im gonna get going. The Dark Knight is on, lol. So cya guys later. Thanks for boosting my edit count with this large conversaiton. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:04, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Fine. Ugh. —rms talk 01:05, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Collab

I dink we should do a collab. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:27, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

On what exactly? —rms talk 02:54, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

idk. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 12:47, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hm. Well then it will be tough to write it, right? —rms talk 14:10, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

bangledish?

:( -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 17:38, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Huh? Also, you need to change your sig. It screws up every talk page you go on. —rms talk 17:48, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Dos elephantes tres balanciava, don am turu mutuargruaw. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 17:55, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)s

Ok then. Chagne your sig, please. —rms talk 18:00, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

OMG OMG OMG

Congratulations, fellow Illogicopedian. j00 are awesome!

This user has done something that made Galanoth happy. They might have fixed one of his articles, or voted for one of Galanoth's multitude of crappy articles to be featured. Because of this, they get... a template.

*by reading this template, j00 have agreed to split all your money 50-50 between Galanoth and this user. If you are this user (which you are), give 50% of your money to Galanoth.

For my new sig. --Galanoth 18:41, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

No prob, but you don't need to have it be led with "template". i'll fix it. —rms talk 18:43, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Oh. OK - I thought it detected that it was a template based on code, like with sigs - sigs don't have "Template" in front of them O_O --Galanoth 18:46, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. anything that starts with "User:" is practically a template. —rms talk 18:48, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Oh right. I get it now. --Galanoth 18:55, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Agh! T3's sig is screwing everything up! It took me over a minute to click the edit section button! —rms talk 18:59, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

IllogiTimes

I would like to edit it. Yep. --T3 17:34, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Just a minute. I made the 1st edition on MSPaint. What we have to do is upload it then each write a separate article. —rms talk 20:13, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I would like to help edit. I ran a student made newspaper at my school a few years back. I would like to be the investigative journalist/conspiracy writer...there are many illogic conspiracies.... ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:37, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good. Three eidtors max. But, what we need to do is have one person make a small article, and then somewhow pass it on to the next peron to make another. How do you plan on doing this? —rms talk 21:39, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Alreday got it planned out. I just wrote an awesome conspiracy and i will email it to you, and then you will put it on the page. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:52, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wat is your email?

Awesome idea! readmesoon13@yahoo.com —rms talk 21:54, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Just sent it. Mine is ragglefraggleking@yahoo.com ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:58, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Also with this system, no one will know our plans until the new issue comes out.!!!! ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:58, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Aha! —rms talk 22:17, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! You are now a member of The Dark Side.

-- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 13:13, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Moved them to reward page. —rms talk 15:01, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey, man!

Check what I did to the vandalism. I think you'll like it. --T3 23:54, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Right. —rms talk 01:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

YES YES YES YES!!!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!! Right as I was getting on the computer I was singing that in my head and thought "I should pop up Itunes so I can listen to Savior"! YAAAA!!!!!! —rms talk 01:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

IDEA

Though there already is an article called T3canolis I have an idea. I think you and I should write articles about each other. You can get rid of everything on T3canolis because it was like two lines by Bob and the rest was yours truly. So you can rewrite it and I'll write Readmesoon. So yeah, like the idea? --T3 01:54, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Maybe sometime. Right now I'm working on Cardboard Box, but that'l be done quick. Also, Kudos for the vandalism template. That shouldn't be vandalism, that should be in the Aweseome template. —rms talk 02:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Can I go ahead and write Readmesoon? --T3 02:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Since you and I are both highly linked, users might actually search our names and come up to the pages! —rms talk 02:04, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

It's done. --->Readmesoon --T3 03:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sequel. ---> Readmesoon: The Untold Story --T3 00:25, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I'll get to T3canolis sometime, but I can't right now. —rms talk 00:28, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I don't care when you get to it. I would make it a Readmesoon trilogy but I'm currently dry on the ideas front for it. --T3 00:30, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yeah... I don't want to bash on you like you did me, I just want to keep a pleasant tone that implies that you suck. —rms talk 00:31, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Okay. WAIT! Epic-idea: Illogicopedia Roasts!!!!! Like the Comedy Central ones!!!! LOLOMGROFLWTFBBQLMAOZEDONG!!!! LOLOMGROFLWTFBBQLMAOZEDONG!!!! --T3 00:33, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wtf? Also, are you helping any on the Flub vs. OMS thing? Also, how is it turning out? —rms talk 00:36, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

It's turning out a guaranteed EPIC/feature. It's pretty cool. --T3 00:37, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

What I mean is, how is the "battle" turning out? —rms talk 00:38, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Um... It's been back and forth. My feeling is that either both of them should die or neither. I think it would be funny if after a long fight, a nuke hits Guatemala and they both die. --T3 00:44, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Not a nuke. That's too dumb. You need to have a stampede of Rhinos or some shit that runs them over. —rms talk 00:48, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Or they simultaneously receive important phone calls. --T3 00:52, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

And what happens when they hang up? —rms talk 00:53, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

No, they get like urgent calls saying they have to leave and it's like, "I gotta go, we cool?" I need to discuss with Ragglez. --T3 00:58, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I'm a bit meh with the idea, but I'm not writing it so whatever. —rms talk 01:05, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

:D

Yes it is. I saw T3 do it so I decided to add my own part in :) mwow513 • My Articles! • Talk to me 03:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to add Strength to Go On. Awesome song. —rms talk 03:24, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yoo Vendal.

Gets dthis argly teeamplayte.

YOU ARE E VENDAL. YOU CUDDLY. YOU GET DTHIS TEAMPLAYTE.

. «♠Zheliel♣» 18:36, 7 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The American Revolution

Since you gave yourself a star; should I? --T3 17:37, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The American Revolution

Since you gave yourself a star; should I? --T3 17:37, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

You arlready got one. That's why I gave myself one. —rms talk 17:43, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

/me is embarrased. I forgot to even check my page... --T3 18:31, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Blockehead. Also, I'm working on T3canolis, I'm pretty sure you'll like it. —rms talk 18:33, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Illgitimes

I can't remember if i sent u a story or not. i dink i did. -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:57, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I have one. I shortened t, tough, so it would fit. —rms talk 21:58, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

A Little Help

Can you help me get this as the logo for my page? I tried and nothing appeared. --T3 16:48, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Done . -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 17:05, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I didn't work. --T3 17:07, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

AGH!!!! Comment on what I put on my talk page!!! --T3 00:40, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ok OK! —rms talk 01:07, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Erm... IllogiTimes?

It's been this many *shows on fingers* weeks. --T3 20:05, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been a bit delayed. —rms talk 00:20, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yeah about that

Sorted, I think. --Testostereich •  (ballsack) 09:51, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Uh, Hi.

I'm scruffyfan, ant thanx for teh comment on my userpage. I'm kinda new at wikis, and I would leave a snide/clever/industrious remark here, but I've never really delved deep into wikis and the like. Am I correct in leaving a comment like I am, or is this wrong? I might not log in often, so leave me a message. Cya. Scruffyfan 04:24, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Talk page message

Just so you know I had a moment of inspiration sometime in the recent past (I forget how time works) and I think I know how to set up the colonisations thing. It'll be kinda like the review page, but more sectioned, different, and hopefully easy to use. Anyway, we need a cool name for it, something to stick a fork in the eye of Pear Review. Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:10, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hm.... I say we hold a vote somewhere. —rms talk 23:13, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey everybody. Um... I kept silent for a while but I've been wondering; what the fuck is a colonisation. Yea. --T3 23:20, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Well, what it is is a group of users get an article and all work together to rewrite it and make it better. —rms talk 23:21, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I assumed that's what it was but when you assume you make an ass out of you and I. Wait, that's wrong. --T3 23:31, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I make asses all the time. —rms talk 23:33, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I am randomly butting into this conversation to say one thing, and one thing only: Bet you can't circle the cat! Play this game I found!!! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:11, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Circled it. It took me seven tries. —rms talk 01:15, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hah! I GOT IT ON TEH FIRST! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:20, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Also, google the imposible quiz and play that! I made it to question 60-something! And that was on my 30 something try! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:22, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I beat that once. The Final Ten were harder than fuck. It was a very very very proud moment for me. —rms talk 01:23, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Lol. There's 110 questions.......another game is drees up yoda, somewhere in google.-- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:24, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hm. Help me with this. You do one, then me. And we keep doing that. —rms talk 01:27, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I gtg, mom wants to use computer. -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:46, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ok. —rms talk 01:49, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wotsit

I'm still not totally sure about the ending to the base for mental unhealth, but other than yet, yeah, I think we're good. What do you make of it? Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:22, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I like it, it's one of my favorites articles that I have written. I think you did an excellent job with the overhaul of it, and overall it's pretty good. —rms talk 21:44, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

^_^ your work wasn't too shabby either. You did good kid, you did good. Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:59, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sexay--Ben ^Blade 22:10, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm past the "kid" stage, but then again, I'm only a kid, so what do I know? Wait... —rms talk 22:20, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

It's a phrase from some cheesed up movie, and it's kinda stuck with me. I personally think it sounds better than "You did good probable adolescent slash kid slash miscellanious since I don't know you in real life, and therefore have not adequate means to judge, you did good." But whatever, pat on the backdoor anyway Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:23, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ya, that was fun, I awlays enjoy articles where you really don't have to think, you just write and it comes out good. —rms talk 22:26, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey. What's up?

I was revisiting my old wiki that I made and if you join, you're an admin. Yup. That simple.

Here it is: http://neologisms.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hidden_Dictionary

Also, IRK, NAO!

--T3 00:16, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Alright, I'll look into it. —rms talk 00:26, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

>_> No Privilages for MR. Ben eh? Hmmph, you and youre american wiki that you edit in the middle of the British night is ownt by WIKIA! HAHAHAH--Ben ^Blade 08:26, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

And this one isn't, so.... what's your point? Even Uncyclopedia is 'ownt' by Wikia. —rms talk 14:04, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Illogitimes

You never give me a due date, plus you don't ever ask me anything about it......... Plus, I thought we were doing the galanoth theory for the 3rd week, and I already emailed that to you!!! AHH! --RFK

Well, first off it's every two weeks, and you should jsut email it to me. Also, I never got your email. —rms talk 17:58, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yo

I'm still awake. --T3 03:43, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I'm going to a friend's house today so I probably won't edit ?pedia or THD and I definetly won't be on IRC. Yup. --T3 13:59, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

'twas a dream!

Hey what's up SoonReadMe? vaGinonater I exist! 22:38, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Not much, as they say, but, yeah. —rms talk 03:00, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Should I really read you? 68.34.145.38 03:02, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Depends on whether you want porno or quality literature. —rms talk 03:04, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

A mixture of both would do just fine. vaGinonater I exist! 03:04, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

WEll, it just so happens I'm not Good House Playboy, so you have to pick. —rms talk 03:06, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Is there anyway I could star in a remake of National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:07, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Well, you're better than I thought. T3 was saying so much about you being funny, and I didn't really see it all that much. ntil now. You have wit. —rms talk 03:09, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

That's not all I got... There's also that wife that lives in Scandinavia... My third wife. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:11, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Lost it there, but as they say "Better luck next time, bitch." Or, you know, that might just be me. Same thing. —rms talk 03:15, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

A pregnant dog perfectly describes me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:15, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

As for me? No. I'm more along the lines "That guy over there who looks like Ron Paul giving me the freaky looks", not "Bitch". —rms talk 03:19, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I'm gettin' the impression you want to have sex with me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:20, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I had sex once. It wasn't with a person, it was with a tissue box, but it was just as much fun. —rms talk 03:24, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

You do wanna have sex with me! Trust me, I double the friction. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:25, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

How so? Sna dpapare condom? You know I love sand paper condoms. —rms talk 03:26, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Imagine that plus rusty nails. That's pretty much a night with me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:27, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

So you're a bat with nails hammered through it? Never noticed. —rms talk 03:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

You'd be surprised. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I would be, but you just told me. I wish that whore told me she had STD's before we hooked up, now I have herpes and AIDS. —rms talk 03:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Sleepers are the worst. They don't even tell you anything. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Well, there isn't much to tell besides "I'm Maria." By that point I'm getting a blowjob. —rms talk 03:37, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Maria? Sound's pretty exotic. Just like my second wife. She's Portuguese. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:38, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Portuguese? Never been a fan, I'm more of a Russian kind of guy. —rms talk 03:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Interesting. That was my favorite topic in grad school. Russian culture, eh? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

By 'grad school' I assume you mean Kindergarden. Ah, kindergarden. Best three years of my life. —rms talk 03:50, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Only three years? Did you even get dual-credit? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:52, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I wuldn't exactly say dual, but... yeah. I at least learned my ABC's! —rms talk 04:00, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I learned the whole alphabet... you got gipped! Only a-b-c-'-s?

Actually, I got a few after that, but then they took my car and money. Well worth the cost, I think. —rms talk 04:05, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I remember in Kindergarten (which to me sounds like a german operation) this chick who was totally un-developed... she was young. Yeah, i think i banged her? Not sure, too much milk and shit can waste a man vaGinonater I exist! 04:11, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

In third grade I ate a salad. —rms talk 04:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Hey, could you know, vote for me on IOTM? But if you feel to queasy just take it easy and think about it. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:20, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Erm, beside this conversation I'm not very impressed by your articles. Write some good shit (See this for inspiration) and you get my vote. —rms talk 05:24, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

T3canolis is being a gay-ass homosexual and is feeling up men, if you know what I mean. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:27, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Technically, he should e humping, not looking. By humping legs isn't as fun. —rms talk 05:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Yeah sometimes he likes to dry-hump parking meters just for the sexual pleasure. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:31, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I hump dried-up lake beds. —rms talk 05:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Are you sure they're dried-up? Wait, is it a dry hump? or a "T3canolis-loves-men" hump. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:34, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

It's more like "I have a fetish for dried-up lake beds" hump. —rms talk 05:38, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I have a fetish for fetishes about fetishes; ya digg? --vaGinonater I exist! 05:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Your fetish has a fetish for my fetish? What is this, Scooby doo? Wait, I mean Happy Days? —rms talk 05:44, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Your fetish is a very interesting fetish, my sir, and I must say good day to you. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:48, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

My fetish is for this woman on the televsion, she has huge boobs. —rms talk 05:50, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Who? And do you like Megan Fox; the hottest girl alive, nowadays. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:51, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Er, Megan Fox is ok, I guess she sorta-hot. But I know quite a bit better than her, you know. —rms talk 05:57, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Quite hot?!?!? Name some people that are hotter than her. And don't say your mom, cause she doesn't count. --vaGinonater I exist! 06:06, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

You there? --vaGinonater I exist! 06:19, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

From "Hey what's up? to "'Who next on your bang list?". What a conversation. —rms talk 14:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Ben-Gay's userpage

Why did you delete it? Also BenGay is his new name --Galanoth 01:21, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

He deserves it. —rms talk 01:35, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

You deserve to eat a turd covered in burnt hair! You mess with Ben, you mess with me! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 02:14, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Um. —rms talk 03:09, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I come back from a stay at my family in Ireland and this happens >_> . You two should calm down.--Ben ^Blade 11:18, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Referring to ben here

Can you stop making enemies? Just leave eachother alone. I hate being on wikis where people fight and vandalisde and flame eachother. Now I may be pissed here but I still redeem some comon sense and logic. Illogicopedia does not need a buch of users hating on eachother. THis also goes for t3 (i think), ben and others fighting. JUST WRITE RANDOM CRAP! That's what the wiki is for, not for fighting! Ryan ^u _t ^c 11:50, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

SInce when was this ever a fight? I was doing it as a joke. —rms talk 14:05, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Well, ok then. Obviously I lose the logic and common sense to tell a joke from a non-joke when I am smashed. That's my excuse. Carry on then. Ryan ^u _t ^c 23:53, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Gah. —rms talk 01:44, 8 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Hey did you get my IllogiTimes piece, the galanoth one? I sent it a week or two ago....-- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:48, 15 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Dude did you get my IT piece? -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 12:27, 17 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Don't think so. Haven't checked my email for a while. —rms talk 14:26, 17 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

IRC

now. --T3 02:57, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

*full*

Don't lift your computer seat up. Just don't. --bob 20:58, 4 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

too late —rms talk 21:03, 4 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

RE: you're sorta like ol' pip but less ann...

“Flyingidiot ”
~ you're sorta like ol' pip but less annoying, less image spamming, and less obsessions over old uncyc jokes. anywho, i like your attitude around here. keep up the good edits :D readmesoon

Not a fan of Uncyc? Ya know what? I'm beginning to warm to you, FI... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:34, 8 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Thank you for the welcome.--Lame Duck 01:21, 8 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

No problem! Just try to stay active and have a good time. Also, I recommend making a user page. —rms talk 04:43, 8 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Sup wigga

Just to let you know the great Illogic railroad is probably back up, and your article got featured. So go you :D Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:34, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

I AM UNDER YOUR EYES and EARS

IRC bitch

Mhm. --T3 06:41, 23 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Boom SUCKA!

This weekend in good ol' Florida it's been in the 20's and 30's. Over the weekend, FPL (Florida power and light) had a glitch or something that made my schools heating system not work and now it won't go on until 9:00 tomorrow and most of the school will be in 10 to 20 degree weather. So long story short; I'm off from school tomorrow. Yea son!

Oh and you hear about the Patriots? Yeah, the Ravens beat them. Sorry for your loss. Did you hear who did win? That's right, the New York Jets. BITCH! --T3 02:49, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

A) I'm not the bummed over the Pats loss, cause the Ravens are actually my closely second favorite team. I always want both of them to succeed. So the fact that the Pats lost isn't too tear-drawing. B) The Jets will lose to the Chargers, or so says every single one of my friends on facebook C) THIS HAS NUFFIN TO DO WITH TEH ARTIKLE —rms talk 03:52, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

*raises eyebrow* Who said I wanted it to be? And What's the Point? is amazing. --T3 03:53, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Coughity cough cough, but I want to work on LOSS. And also I left my comments if you haven't seen them ¬ ¬—rms talk 04:08, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Y0U!!

Can you not do that to LOLOLopedia again, please?--Galanoth 21:19, 18 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Hello

Thank you for the welcome! I really am interested in this site and am extremely busy, but I will try to write things and stuff. I hope my first article really wasn't that bad.--Dubya 20:00, 24 Farbleum 2010 (UTC)

WHAT ?

I... R... K. --T3 04:51, 13 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC --T3 01:24, 15 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC AGAIN (GINONATERS STILL ON) --T3 06:36, 20 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Congrats on the star d00d

Catch me if you can Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:05, 26 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC --T3 05:07, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC)

So...

I downloaded skype. Git on. --T3 20:25, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC PLZ

Yeah. --T3 04:24, 29 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Getting back

Sure, you and anyone else can join in on my little project, if you would like.--Reaganomics 18:35, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC) Oh, may I ask that you and whoever else wants to work on it try to use the same format as I have in the pages already created. Thank you!--Reaganomics 19:14, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Sweet, looks awesome! —rms talk 21:03, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Super dooper awesomabinladen!

You are a beast. Thank you for the interest to collab. Now, where shall we begin? I would like to write an article about anything except donkeys. I feel that donkeys get a bad press, especially on those out take shows where they show what actually happens when they stop filming the donkey slaves. In fact, screw it, if you wanna do an article about donkeys, then LETS DO IT!!

Any ideas? I tend to come up with ideas randomly rather than plan them out, so soon as we get going, it should take form DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:55, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Bears that walk on water, When the I open the fridge (we could make that one about food that talks to the guy so he becomes friends or something) —rms talk 19:04, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Good work

Hey there, good work on the history book! Keep it up, as I have been!--Reaganomics 19:12, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, thankies, It's really quite a good idea. Just a suggestion though, your gpq's are getting a little bit too nonsensical. Keep them like your very first chapters, where they're related to teh subject yet totally ridiculous. Cheers. —rms talk 19:18, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Got it. Note to self: Make gpq's less nonsensical. I just shall keep on working when I'm not so busy with all the good stuff in life.--Reaganomics 18:58, 15 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Righty then, awsum —rms talk 02:19, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Wazzup Sambo?

A couple thoughts:

L.O.S.S. = Delete

Me + You + x = new collab?

Yeah. We make gold. And I like yoo.

That was weird.

So yeah Mr. Johnson, we have to collab. Maybe next weekend. --T3 05:55, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)

It's a shame LOSS dried up, some of those were pretty fun. I think the whole complexity of it just had too much work within it. But yeah, we could do something lame, like That bird that squaks at me even though it is dead, Bird watching, Two-way lobotomy , etc. —rms talk 18:04, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)

I like the first one. Something like, "I know it's dead but it squawks at me. I know it!" Or something else crazy. So yeahhhhhhh.... I have no idea. --T3 18:26, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Evenings where the TV calls your name and the couch dispenses socks from underneath, Two tons or margarine, Johnny "Caught in the fly" McFly —rms talk 00:59, 19 Arply 2010 (UTC)

I'm gettin' on IRK. --T3 01:07, 22 Arply 2010 (UTC)