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I lock my sight, wave my Glock, and mock the hawk on top of the rock at the dock.[edit source]

All one needs to do is knock, or get beat up by a jock with either his sock or a wok.


~ The Yeezy Administration

Y'know, if I hadn't so rigorously spilled all of my innards during my sordid attempt at self-disembowelment, there just might be few more opportunities left for people to access this weird thing called the internet.

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Also, here's this welcome template, courtesy of some jerk is Herzegovina.

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

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Nose the cheese, or the frozen Eggo waffles. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:11, 14 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

That guy from Herzegovina, Bosnia, Yugoslavia, Warsaw Pact sure is a welcoming dude. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:57, 14 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

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