Sjink is what happens when a cataclysm of Cheesy chocolate bars and Eeble sonk occurs. Sjink is a volatile material, and used to make replica cheese, an infinite supply of second rate rat cheese. Though no one ever has, because the borg is after it, seeking to power its lossy cheese integrators using it and will grate you if you have it, before having a disco thief take your monies.
The Sjink Vortex
The Sjink Vortex is a swirly vortex made of pork. IF UNSawlloed hole, it will create a whole big enough to destroy central and japanese Africa'1!