User talk:Bak Eb

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This has been an automated message by The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:06, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Do not connect the dots

“Smell not, lest ye be smelled. Or smelt.”

~ John the Baptist on the fact that back in his times, everybody was smelly

Whatever you do, never try to connect the dots on this wiki. You may indulge in chocolate if you wsth. Sanitary pedestals have all been muzzled and chained for your safety. Thursdays are "Asian Food" days, although fusion cuisine is acceptable if you mutter to yourself in funny accents between bites. You may not purchase beauty products with your Illogicopedia MasterCard. Press "push" to pull. (kaizum me) 22:34, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)