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Welcome![edit source]

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

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From where did you come here?[edit source]

Just asking, because I've promoted ?pedia a bit on r/copypasta. Taxworm (talk) 18:05, 30 Octodest 2022 (UTC)

I just wanted to have some fun here :) My real name is Camdyn Robertson, and yes, I'm a nerd from Simple English Wikipedia, but I just had to have fun here because I heard it was a Nonsensical Encyclopedia. Doctor DUuH 18:17, 30 Octodest 2022 (UTC)

East redirects[edit source]

Unfortunately the east redirects are still pointless, so they are going. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:51, 2 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Cn3 template[edit source]

Your change makes some pages broken. I will revert your change, and if you want, you can create Cn4. Taxworm (talk) 22:22, 2 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Really, I was trying to match Uncyclopedia's version of the template. Doctor DUuH 22:23, 2 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for your contributions![edit source]

Thank you for your contributions, as you did at List of Wikimedia sites. Thanks for your hard work. Big thanks. Tails6000D (talk) 02:25, 11 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

No problem. I work hard. Doctor DUuH 02:27, 11 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
OK, and keep working! Tails6000D (talk | contribs) 11:43, 11 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Wikimedia site list[edit source]

I saw that you made a news article about the list of Wikimedia sites that Tails6000D seems to be working on. I'm not sure that that list is actually a good idea. However, I'm open to hearing the community out, and I'm thinking there could be a discussion on the article's talk page. Since you seem to have a least a passing interest in the list, feel free to add any thoughts you have. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:35, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I didn't create it, Tails6000D did. Doctor DUuH 13:40, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Oh sorry, I just saw your name on recent changes. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:24, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
It's okay. I'm pretty sure the user is the opposite of illogical. (he/she probably doesn't seem to see or get the nonsense that this wiki has) Doctor DUuH 20:04, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
I am not a spambot, I'm a human. Also, stop making genuine results of being a spambot. Tails6000D (talk | contribs | email) 21:22, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
bruh i didnt say you were a spambot or anything Doctor DUuH 22:00, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

"welcome template substitution is required"[edit source]

Actually it's not a requirement. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:24, 18 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

You're also 14[edit source]

Nice. Taxworm (talk) 15:46, 20 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

The fuck is this?[edit source]

Doctor Duuh.png

Why would you be salty about us deleting "hyena spam?" CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:24, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I only put that there as a joke. Doctor DUuH 18:25, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Can you explain the joke? I don't get it. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:25, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Sorry for interrupting the conversation, but what's "hyena spam"? (Note: I don't mean to sound harsh or anything, just asking) Taxworm (talk) 18:31, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
I can't even figure it out. Doctor DUuH 18:33, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
It's vandalism by a vandal with a strange obsession with hyenas... CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:39, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Thank you. Taxworm (talk) 18:41, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
I also think it's hilariously ironic that you (Cg098) blocked me for three days just for this edit. Doctor DUuH 19:16, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Also, I NEVER commit that blatantly scary crime called hyena spam, so yeah, the edit summary is just a joke. (why? well, idk.) Doctor DUuH 19:27, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

*me patiently waiting for Cg098 to unblock me so I can make moar articles (not with summaries that have very dumb jokes)* Doctor DUuH 19:52, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

i'm officially impatient[edit source]

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

I'm sorry plz forgive me Cg098 also I won't make any moar horrible jokes in the edit summary again.}.

Administrators: Vote here:
Fine. But it looked like you were trolling (the "please refrain from" and the "hyena spam" edit summaries) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:28, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

At this point, Dr. DUuH loses patience.

and stop glitching you unblock template

Doctor DUuH 20:45, 21 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

blunt query[edit source]

are you this mf GoatLordServant (talk) 17:54, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

no dude i'm this mf and this one too Doctor DUuH 18:29, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

“I don't like vandalism.”

~ Dr. DUuH on Wikipedia
Taxworm (talk) 20:36, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
No vandals on Wikipedia, any WP vandal shall be sent here to do good sandalism, since vandals are better here for all the nonsense. Doctor DUuH 22:38, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

“That evil Wikipedian, blatantly named "Camdyn Robertson", is very difficult-y”

~ Dr. HUuH on Camdyn Robertson

Doctor DUuH 22:51, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

also look at the my global user paige of doom on Med-a-W*kia. (meta-wiki on wikimedia)

I even say that I work here KMFAO Doctor DUuH 22:53, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

"any WP vandal shall be sent here to do good sandalism, since vandals are better here for all the nonsense." No. Do not encourage random Wikipedia vandals to come here. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:56, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

So what? It's not like a WP vandal is some sort of spambot (or maybe they are). Besides, isn't this a "nonsense encyclopaedia"? WP vandals on Simple English Wikipedia create pages with gibberish and they don't allow it, but ?pedia should semi-allow it. (I have read some policies on ?pedia so I kinda-ish know what i'm talking about) Doctor DUuH 01:15, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
I guess there are some WP vandals who are funny, but it seems to me that the vast majority of vandalism on Wikipedia is not the kind that we want here. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:31, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

RE Template:Lingo[edit source]

You put a lot of redlinks on that template. You are going to be writing all of those articles, I presume? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:48, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I don't know, But there are a LOT of lingos existant, and I had to put sum from that translate thingy on google, this will prob bob blee take days. Doctor DUuH 17:15, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Also, there's moar, so I'll have to call Taxworm for duty but Taxworm is on the ISO thingy, so I doubt that user will help write the difficult articles Doctor DUuH 17:18, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Cg098 is so difficult... Doctor DUuH 03:30, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Just because I don't tolerate people who intentionally make pages worse? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:18, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Well, that, and the fact that you undo almost everything I've done behind my back without me knowing. (and I don't even want to start a fight so don't bother me rn) Doctor DUuH 01:18, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Huh? I thought you get a notification whenever your edits get reverted. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:29, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
I actually don't get notified. MediaWiki doesn't let me know, and they probably never will... (off-topic I look at the recent edits page very often) Doctor DUuH 08:39, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Go to Preferences, go to the Notifications tab, make sure one of the Edit revert boxes is selected, and click Save. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:16, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
OK then --Doctor DUuH 19:44, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

oiii mæit[edit source]

you're back!!! Taxworm (talk) 13:10, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

I would have been active earlier if Cg098 wouldn't have blocked me. Doctor DUuH 15:10, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

"randumb fart blasts"[edit source]

You seem to indicate you know there's something wrong with making pages that are over 1,000,000 bytes, but you still did it anyway.

My patience is wearing thin with you, young man. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:13, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

You're just asking for me to quit ?pedia altogether, arent you? Doctor DUuH 10:19, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
As Cg098 does nothing with The New Longest Article, which is >3MB, and was from days ago, and from someone who sockpuppets accounts, maybe I Cat tall the dark. Doctor DUuH 10:23, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
CG absolutely isn't telling you to leave-- it's more "please make better content." GoatLordServant (talk) 13:46, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

The New Longest Article was from half a decade ago. But times have changed now. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:45, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Whatever. Doctor DUuH 18:14, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
okok lemme be real here man we really don't want to argue nor give you a bad rap-- maybe next time we could deploy some courteousness? things like whatever don't exactly drive a higher perception of someone GoatLordServant (talk) 18:32, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

So you're thinking of creating five new Illogicopedias, huh?[edit source]

I saw on your userpage that you don't even speak Spanish or Italian. Given this, I'd be pretty skeptical that you know Serbian or Bulgarian either. And Georgian is so obscure that I'd question if you know it or not even if it was the only one you listed.

I can't stop you from doing what you want offsite, but I just want to forewarn you that other language Illogicopedias will not receive official recognition unless they can demonstrate that an active community has been established. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:42, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll have to even get PHP and Apache with MediaWiki, too. Doctor DUuH 17:19, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
You know what? I may make the serbian and Italian draft wikis on, since it will probably take AGES to get the software up and running. Yet Wikimedia (the guys behind MediaWiki) say it's "quick and easy"Or do they? Doctor DUuH 17:44, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
It might be relatively simple if you already have a webserver and you know what you're doing, but it'll be more challenging if you have no prior experience in hosting. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:06, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
All I have is a laptop, with MediaWiki 1.40.0-wmf.10, and soon PHP and apache httpd. Is it possible to even run a wiki with just a laptop? It feels as if it isn't, but it could work, if I try hard enough.
Trust me, I have read for a while, so I should know what I'm doing. Doctor DUuH 18:19, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
It's technically possible. The challenges may include adjusting your parent's firewall settings and being able to maintain the site's performance if it happens to become popular. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:08, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
My mom doesn't use a firewall, I don't think.
(off-topic) Since I have an account on Wikipedia, Mom had found out eventually, then whenever she reads a Wikipedia article she'll think I've messed it up. What a weirdo my mom is. Doctor DUuH 20:05, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
Also, thanks for letting me know that it works. Sadly, I can't do it now, but maybe during free time. I edit on my school's chromebook, by the way. Doctor DUuH 20:09, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Actually, I probably won't need to use WiFi for installing or testing the wiki (e.g. because I can just use "localhost" (or instead. That way I don't need to use WiFi at all (when getting the localsettings.php file)

But I still will need WiFi to get a domain for the site and host it there using Apache HTTPD. Doctor DUuH 22:57, 15 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Even if she didn't install a firewall on her computer, there might be a firewall on the router that blocks incoming connections. Most people never have to look at this, and I'd say for at least 90% of people they're still able to do 100% of what they want to do on the Internet.
If you were hosting it from your own laptop, that would be easiest (relatively speaking). If you were doing it from a school laptop, that would add some challenges: your school might have its own firewall installed, or use a proxy server, or prohibit users from installing software, or have policies against using district hardware to host unauthorized websites.... CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:36, 16 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
I wasn't getting it from my school's laptop, I got it for my laptop. Doctor DUuH 18:32, 16 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

So are you, by any chance, from the state of North Carolina? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:27, 18 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Bruh, I'm from Virginia. Doctor DUuH 00:05, 19 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
Oh, good. About a year ago I recommended some kid from North Carolina that he host a wiki on one of his own computers and I was worried he took me seriously. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:53, 19 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

I could maintain the Serbian Illogicopedia, as I speak Serbian and am a Serbian native myself. Taxworm (talk) 07:21, 18 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

FaF says:[edit source]

Dear Dr DUuH,

I am a lesbian.

I very hate you!

Sincerely yours,


I just do it in tribute for YT Pewp. MilkyGreentea (talk) 00:16, 20 Arply 2023 (UTC)

I, fulfilled your dream[edit source]

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Gambling problem? Call 1-800-BETSOFF. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:49, 13 Farbleum 2024 (UTC)