Cg098

Cg098 is a guy who is perpetually behind the times.

Timeline of Cg098

I have a dog.

• 2007: Cg098 starts playing RuneScape.
• 2010: Cg098 stops using dial-up.
• 2012: Cg098 is living in the interior of an outdated dwelling.
• 2015: Cg098 registers for ?pedia for the first time, under the username Cg097
• 2016: Cg098 registers for ?pedia for the second time, with the username Cg098, because he had forgot the password to Cg097.
• 2017: Cg098 posts old memes and stuff.

Cg098 in computing

Cg098 is a type of intermediate processor involved in small computational algorithms. Introduced to the market in 1994, it consists of vacuum tubes, which were obsolete well before the 90's.

“Illogic postulates that a Cg098 input to a Fn0r gate is analyzed parenthetically, soaked in brine for 3 days, tested against 5 or more samples of pink noise and presented on a velvet pillow as output.”

~ Gruntled

After approximately 0.05 baktuns of continuous use, large volumes of diluted ethanol are required to prevent mechanical breakdown.

Things that Cg098 thinks are random

• Cheese!
• Random.org's random number generators

Concluding observations

Cg098 is about as boring as this article.