User talk:Tails6000D

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Main Purpose[edit source]

Leave a message here, but follow the rules. (en / English)

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在这里留言，但要遵守规则。(zh-hans / Chinese/Mandarin (Simplified) )

ここにメッセージを残しますが、ルールに従ってください。(ja / Japanese)

여기에 메시지를 남기되 규칙을 따르십시오. (ko / Korean)

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Thank you

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Welcome to ?pedia.[edit source]

You seem to have entered illogicopedia....

If you are a hard working buisness man/guy who wears a suit and tie to work.... go away, you aren't welcome. BUT, if you wear your tie on backwards and sing songs about pancakes in the shower, you have come to the right place my friend.

So, if you are the latter here is some info you might want to know before going any further.

  • You gotta watch out for the werewolves... they can help.... but they will ban you if you are a vandal, therefore killing you!
  • we don't delete many articles anyone writes unless they are one liners... or one worders. so please help the quality of our articles. And who knows, you may get a feature.
  • If you have any trouble enter the IRC channel and talk to someone... if anyone.... on it.
  • you can check out our forums to see what's going on here
  • BUT BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE DROP YOUR EGG PLANT AND READ THIS!!!

Good luck...

For specific questions ask a sysop


Oi, you over there!

Oh noes, here are me armed with welcome template

This place is called "bagel Illogicopedia". Just be random and you might get somewhere.

Now, look at these pages, they are useful.

Any questions? Ask me on my talk page or if it's an admin related issue, talk to one of the people here.

Well, I'm lazy so that's it. Go do something cool, random, funny etc.



Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

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So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.

~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee

“NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.”

~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members


Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

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    Duck patrol2.JPG
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  • If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party.
  • When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom.
  • Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Doctor DUuH 01:44, 11 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

New signature[edit source]

Tails6000D (talk | contribs | email) 22:34, 11 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

List of external wikis[edit source]

A lot of the new pages/redirects you've been making are looking pretty spammy. I'm not even thinking we even need to maintain lists of external wikis. Please refrain from making any more similar pages until we have established that there's a need to do this. Perhaps there could be a discussion here? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:27, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Special:Diff/296025 or Special:Diff/296027. Tails6000D (talk | contribs | email) 12:49, 14 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
The warning templates you're making are also starting to look pretty spammy. I don't think we need multiple templates that all just basically say the same thing. Please refrain from creating more templates unless you consult me, another admin, or gain a consensus from the site's userbase. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:36, 15 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Note[edit source]

Just a reminder that I will start slowly not to decide or whatsoever. Just decided that making those kinds of pages require consenus. I apologize for 2 warnings Cg098 given to me, although Dr. DUuH helped me. I would still edit this wiki, but I will be less active for a while. Tails6000D (talk | contribs | email) 01:40, 16 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I thought you were going to be less active, but it seems that you just switched to writing logical articles. No hard feelings, but that isn't really the type of content we want here. Please make your articles illogical, or else we will have to start deleting them. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:31, 17 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
OMG. Tails6000D (T | C | E) 17:58, 20 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Warning[edit source]

(RE this and this) I'm starting to think that you know how annoying you're being and are doing it on purpose. I'd advise you to think carefully before you do it again. I will block you if you keep this up. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:31, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Sorry. I'll not do this. Also, is this wiki not supposed to be annoying? If it is not, is it nonsense, gibberish, and/or illogical? Tails6000D (T | C | E) 12:48, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
This talk page is getting a lot of talk page messages so we may have to archive by 65,536 bytes :( Tails6000D (T | C | E) 12:53, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
It's an illogical site, but we don't allow behavior that's too annoying. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:54, 22 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098: Should we read policy and commandments? Tails6000D (T | C | E) 11:39, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
By all means, but more importantly, just use common sense. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:39, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Unblock request[edit source]

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Details:

Sorry, I have not continued those kinds of behavior again. If unblocked, I will obey all the rules and will not be annoying again. Can I please have another chance since I understand? Tails6000D (T C E) 18:14, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)}.

Administrators: Vote here:
Accepted
Fine, but I'm going to hold you to that. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:43, 23 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
Rejected
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See unblock request below. I was blocked again. Tails6000D (T C E) 01:13, 25 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Unblock request again[edit source]

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Details:

I apologized and obeyed all the rules and I will not do this again. I should not continue those kinds of pages again. Tails6000D (T C E) 01:10, 25 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)}.

Administrators: Vote here:
Accepted
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Rejected
No. You literally continued your behavior THE SAME DAY you were unbanned. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:24, 25 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)


My unblock request was not convincing Tails6000D (T C E) 01:16, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I was blocked for 3 days Tails6000D (T C E) 01:17, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

It should be done now Tails6000D (T C E) 01:17, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I was not annoying before Cg098 checked it was Tails6000D (T C E) 01:19, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Wikipedia makes sense while Illogicopedia isn't It's also illogical Tails6000D (T C E) 01:20, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

After I was unblocked, the next day I was blocked Tails6000D (T C E) 01:21, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I can't do anything with it except this Tails6000D (T C E) 01:21, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I was lost in an online game that wikis fight together Tails6000D (T C E) 01:23, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

I can't appeal and I must wait out the block, even if I contact the blocking admin, I can't Tails6000D (T C E) 01:31, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Note[edit source]

Please note that today is the day I will get unblocked. YAY Tails6000D (T C E) 13:10, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Duly noted. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:20, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

Per decision[edit source]

I definitely won't be annoying again. Also, I will just be here for a little bit shorter than usual. The block has been removed now. Tails6000D (T C E) 18:39, 27 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

You say that and then you go and make "Template:How much data is it"? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:05, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098: Per you deleting it, you never give a reason for that. Per discussion needs to be here. --The preceding unsigned comment was left by Tails6000D (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
I don't need a reason because it's obviously a bad idea. And I'm inclined to ban you again just for posting that. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:26, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098: When will the block expire? Tails6000D (T C E) 02:28, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
You're just asking for it, aren't you? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:36, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098: I don't think it's relevant to you. Isn't Illogicopedia a free illogical nonsense site? Tails6000D (T C E) 21:23, 2 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Sandboxes[edit source]

Sigh... Can you please stop spamming sandboxes? I highly doubt you really have a need to do all that test editing... CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:35, 28 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

@Cg098: I don't think it's relevant to you. Isn't Illogicopedia a free illogical nonsense site? Tails6000D (T C E) 21:22, 2 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
I thought I saw you say somewhere that you were done with using sandboxes. Why are you bringing this issue back up? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:28, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

"I can't make the new longest article."[edit source]

Correct. Articles of that size are highly discouraged here.

Also, there's no reason for your post to be an IllogiNews. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:30, 29 Novelniver 2022 (UTC)

@Cg098: I don't think it's relevant to you. Isn't Illogicopedia a free illogical nonsense site? Tails6000D (T C E) 21:21, 2 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098:, If I wanted to create articles as long as what was The New Longest Article, then I might create a wiki for such pages instead of using ?pedia. Doctor DUuH 18:36, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Spam[edit source]

So I've noticed that quite a few of your recent contributions have been pretty spammy:

Do you even understand what's wrong with what you're doing? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:59, 2 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

@Cg098: I don't think it's relevant to you. Isn't Illogicopedia a free illogical nonsense site? Tails6000D (T C E) 21:20, 2 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
As you know, there is some kind of quality standard -- even though quite lax. Another way to describe the last stuff Cg098 has brought up is "vanity" -- as in stuff posted about the self -- and while a little bit of that is accepted, too much quickly becomes, well, not really "interesting to look at and possibly even read", and there you have the problem. --Fluffalizer 01:20, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Fluffalizer: I know we frown on vanity Tails6000D (T C E) 01:22, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
Fluffalizer basically explained it so I'm just going to get angry at you for your dismissive post.
GRRRRRR.
Okay, anger done. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:35, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098 and Fluffalizer: I don't think it's relevant to you, but isn't Illogicopedia a free illogical nonsense site? When IllogiNews is a free newsletter, that means all news are the same as themselves. Tails6000D (T C E) 13:45, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
I don't get it. You say you understand us when we give you warnings about vandalism, but then you post stuff like this, which seemingly indicates that you don't understand. Like, you just posted that you understand that vanity is frowned upon, but then you post this defending your IllogiNews articles.
To answer your question, "free" doesn't mean we can just let articles below our (admittedly very low) standards fly. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 14:37, 3 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098: I am not even spambot, spammer, or whatever... Tails6000D (T C E) 03:23, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
The majority of your posts are written nearly like a machine translation. (in my opinion.) Tails, do you understand what they are trying to tell you? Do you have any intention of cooperating? GoatLordServant (talk) 05:51, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Cg098, Fluffalizer, and GoatLordServant: I am clearly here to contribute to Illogicopedia, intention of cooperating is good, I understand what tell they are telling me, as well I am not blatant vandal. Stop changing peoples' comments. Tails6000D (T C E) 13:41, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
What do you mean with "Stop changing peoples' comments"? As I can see in the history, nobody did that. Taxworm (talk) 15:25, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
@Taxworm: Special:Diff/297901. Tails6000D (T C E) 18:17, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

The Windows 8.1 articles[edit source]

I like them a lot. Taxworm (talk) 19:21, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

@Taxworm: Thank you! Tails6000D (T C E) 19:22, 4 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Ban[edit source]

I didn't want to do this, but I've decided to ban your account for one year.

It was like nothing I was saying was getting across to you. I mean, you literally made another vanity page after you said you knew "we frown on vanity."

I've left the ability for you to post on this page, but if you abuse it, it will be taken away.

I still have the hint of a suspicion that you're just being annoying on purpose, but I'm actually leaning towards a lack of maturity at this point.

I wish you the best of luck if you decide to come back in a year. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 03:31, 5 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Thanks. Doctor DUuH 01:08, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Start of block is 22:07, 4 Ditzimber 2022, Expiry of block is 22:07, 4 Ditzimber 2023, Intended blockee is ‪Tails6000D‬, the block ID is #5588, blocking administrator is Cg098, reason is Your foot is not as wise as moose: continued low-quality posts after multiple warnings. @Cg098: I am an active Illogicopedian and I apologized for all my behavior I did over the past days. I am requesting the wiki to unblock me now. I should not be continued to create vanity pages. We know that frown on the vanity. There are following restrictions when unblocked.

  • (1 I will not be annoying again. Before editing, think carefully.
  • (2 I will not create those kinds of pages:
    • (2a Blatant vandalism pages
    • (2b Vanity pages
    • (2c Pages with too little content
    • (2d Pages that are not illogic enough
    • (2e Pages that contain just images
    • (2f Pages that contain just YouTube videos
  • (3 I may make requests for werewolf/vampire/interface admin/sysadmin/phantom or any other right depending on behavior.
  • (4 I may make sockpuppets only if it is not against policy.
  • (5 I take responsibility for all my actions.

Any restrictions wanting to be added here by werewolves can be posted below. Consequences:

  • (1 If Restriction 1 is violated more than (3) times, I am subjected to being blocked for (2) weeks to (2) years. If, after the fifth block, make at least (400) calendar days.
  • (2 If Restriction 2 is violated more than (3) times, I am subjected to being blocked for (360) calendar days.
  • (3 If Restriction 3 is violated, I am subject to being blocked from editing permission pages for a specified amount of time depending on the behavior.
  • (4 If Restriction 4 is violated, I am subject to being blocked for at least (16) weeks as well as any sockpuppets made blocked indefinitely. If I was already blocked, the werewolves may double the block time of my original block. On the second block for that reason, make indef.
  • (5 If Restriction 5 is violated, I am subject to being blocked for a specified amount of time depending how I am not responsible.

Any other disruptive editing could also be addressed to werewolves. Thank you for reading this. Sincerely, Tails6000D (T C E) 02:39, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)}.

Administrators: Vote here:
Accepted
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Rejected
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Really? Imposing your own restrictions? It's as simple as we have no reason to believe you can hold to your promises, or 'understandings.' (and we are not a Wikipedia-esque bureaucracy)
Also, you're apologizing for being an active Illogicopedian? That hardly sounds sincere. That, and the rest is written in quite the broken English. I hate to be such a grammarian, but I truly doubt you can edit here without raising eyebrows. Best, GoatLordServant (talk) 03:21, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
Kinda does sound like he's sorry for being an active ?pedian, meaning it makes no sense. And the English is kinda messed up too, yet Taxworm can do better English than Tails.
I think you're right GLS. Doctor DUuH 18:59, 7 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Seriously? You reserve yourself the right to request admin rights?

What a joker. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:13, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

IKR. Doctor DUuH 19:05, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
bloop ! Taxworm (talk) 19:16, 6 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

I dunno guys. I'm kind of thinking the 1) claim to be an active Illogicopedian, and 2) the claim of having apologized are meant to be two separate statements.

But more important is that it's not the best to use somebody else's talk page to gossip about them while they're banned. Please hold off on making any further comments here. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:49, 8 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)

Anonymous message[edit source]

Helo. 71.126.106.243 11:19, 15 Arply 2024 (UTC)

Done Tails6000D (T C E) 11:20, 15 Arply 2024 (UTC)
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