User talk:JeRooktTeveelZooi

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Lodido en welkom op de Illogicopedia!

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(Sorry, my Dutch isn't very good yet, and our upside-down Ukrainian flags only come in English)

CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:43, 13 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)

User:Cg098, thanks. Don't worry about your Dutch, that language is scheduled to get superseded by English in the next few decades. Although this may get delayed due to Brexit and Covid. On a less or more serious note, I was wondering to what degree and are related. is getting spammed to death and none of the admins have been active in the past few years. I left some suggestions at but kinda doubt anyone will respond after so many years. JeRooktTeveelZooi (talk) 14:30, 14 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
That would be sad. English has already taken over Australia and most of North America. It doesn't need to start making inroads on the European continent, too!
If I understand it correctly, the Dutch site is managed autonomously. But I think I'm friends with The Pioneer on Discord. If he's actually an admin on that site, he might be willing to implement/update the abuse filters. Some of the other abuse filters on the English Illogicopedia might work there too. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:06, 14 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
User:Cg098, that would be great! User:The Pioneer hasn't made any edits since 2019 either here or on the Dutch site, but he's indeed an admin according to JeRooktTeveelZooi (talk) 03:38, 15 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
He actually thought it would be better if I handled it so he gave me admin there. I'll start working on it. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 01:58, 16 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)

Sockpuppets and bots[edit source]

So you've got sockpuppets and bots, eh? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:59, 17 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)

Should I call my lawyer? JeRooktTeveelZooi (talk) 19:11, 17 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
Yes, you're going to need a competent lawyer to get out of this one. I'd suggest you get one who has passed the bar. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:10, 18 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
I'll have to go with Lionel Hutz then.. Bij de weg, is there anything you could do so I'd be less affected by the rate limit on and that would allow me to edit spam user pages? JeRooktTeveelZooi (talk) 17:57, 18 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
I don't really know how the rate limit works. I'd say don't worry about marking all the pages. It's not too difficult to tell what's spam and what's not. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:59, 18 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)
You can see your own limits at I'm autoconfirmed now, don't think I was before, so this should be solved. (will try later) I'm also able to edit User: pages from others now, either because you altered the abuse filter or because I'm autoconfirmed now. :-) JeRooktTeveelZooi (talk) 21:40, 18 Jeremy 2023 (UTC)