User talk:Jokerman

Hi. You get a welcome template this time.

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

See? Also, have you seen my pants lying around anywhere? ~ 16:43, 4 Arply 2011

Thanks! And you probably left your pants at Uncyc.-- Respond 16:57, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

That sounds... dangerous. ~ 17:05, 4 Arply 2011

Who are you?

I don't think I know you. Where do you come from? How do you get here? And have you seen my nose? It's hard to keep track of it when you're no longer confined to your earthly vessel. Nice Springsteen page though.--Colonel Sanders 11:06, 29 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I came from Uncyclopedia. I pretty much quit though. Writing news for them got boring.-- Respond 03:27, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Smug dumplings

thanks for your vote for me as ?pedian of the month. "tomato soup, crackers and a weak cup of tea is a first-rate lunch in my book", to paraphrase Younch Arnold Palmer "Smokestack Geezer" San Fuego. cheers. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 03:35, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

No problem.-- Respond 03:46, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for signing up for Economics!

We will start sometime in September. I don't know exactly when, but I will make sure I notify you before it starts. That will give us good time to maybe get a few more recruits. I see you asked Athyria (our resident admin) about the courseload. I will create an outline for all four courses. Thank you for joining the trial run of Illogicopedia's The Colonel's School!--Colonel Sanders 21:51, 26 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)