User talk:King Jong-un

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Can you speak English? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:03, 22 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Is K-pop? Lolo (talk) 02:44, 22 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Do you watch movies? Jackie Chan, for example? King Jong-un (talk) 01:17, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Drunken Master is a magnum opus of Chinese cinema and martial arts. Cg098 (talk) 03:44, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
That's true. Especially the random people eating in the restaurant. They really knew how to keep a straight face. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:59, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I am Kim Jong-un, I translated this, and this is the account of my people! King Jong-un (talk) 01:17, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

True or false[edit]

You are Kimg Jong-un? Illogico! Illogically? 03:16, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

It may be, but she's still out to get me. Cg098 (talk) 03:39, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

And G is her middle name. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:57, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I love Jackie Chan, I wanted him to perform at the festival I'm planning ... I'm going to do another nuclear test, and fuck Americans, I want to build a ville for my wife Ri Sol-ju in north Los Angeles King Jong-un (talk) 04:28, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Right. Did you like The Interview? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:24, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
No... I like Jackie Chan. King Jong-un (talk) 14:49, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
And Katy Perry, right? Cg098 (talk) 21:24, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Yes, right... King Jong-un (talk) 22:21, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
내 미사일은 나중에 이번 주를 시험 할 것이다, 준비 King Jong-un (talk) 22:30, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
My missile is ready, I'll test it later this week. King Jong-un (talk) 22:32, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
What are your plans for Australia? Please answer honestly. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:00, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I do not care about Australia, but with you, Americans, I'm worried... I do not rule out South Korea... King Jong-un (talk) 23:30, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Build a new country?[edit]

That's fine, ever heard of the word 'democracy'? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:13, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yes, Korea is democratic. King Jong-un (talk) 03:21, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

Is this a joke account?

Apparently, it's Kim Jong-un, and an account for North Korea. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:45, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I using Windows XP King Jong-un (talk) 04:19, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Really? Not Red Star? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:24, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Very nice[edit]

So nice to have another autocrat in our circle. I was wondering if we'd pique your interest, since your country's democratic propaganda is seems like it came from us. Has any of our content inspired your speeches? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 08:18, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Ok, so we're not the source of Kim's wisdom. As a Merkan, I must say we have a bigger loonies at the helm than King Jim I'll. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 21:42, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)