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Welcome[edit source]

You haven't been welcomed yet? Ok. Welcome to Illogicopedia! Yeah. See ya!-- (Talk) (Contributions)

ZINGO! 20:46, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for welcome, don't have a template for this like Wikipedia have? Mgs 03:28, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh, there is a template... we just don't usually use it. Not actually that useful, or something. I dunno. It does have some useful links, though, so here:

ZINGO!{| width="80%" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="6" align="center" class="welcome"

|

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOL CHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

Our beginner's guide is here
If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis
A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here
Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE
Don't be afraid to visit us on ~~IRC~~ DISCORD

The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn.

So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.

~~~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee~~

“NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.”
~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

|}

But anyhow, welcome. I do hope the place doesn't try to eat your trousers. ~

*shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk)

ZINGO! -- 20101026 - 04:22 (UTC)

No, seem a cool place. Mgs 04:33, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I usually use that template, but I didn't feel like it this time. And I also wasn't sure if you seemed like staying. It WOULD be good for you to stick around and keep up a few edits.--

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ZINGO! 05:28, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I want to edit but I'm a Brazilian and not so good with the English language, but I can made minor edits, upload pics, etc. Mgs 15:16, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Very good, sir, and welcome.--ColbertNation 17:00, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Mgs 19:58, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, at the moment it doesn't matter how you edit (just as long as it's not vandalism or building a rollercoaster) because we need all the edits we can get.--

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ZINGO! 21:39, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Frankly, my dear, you're better than some of the folks here. ~

*shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk)

ZINGO! -- 20101026 - 22:46 (UTC)

Couldn't of put it better.--

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ZINGO! 06:03, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You mean, 'couldn't have'? 'Of' is a highly improper verb. ~

*shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk)

ZINGO! -- 20101027 - 07:35 (UTC)

Useless improper verbs.--