User talk:MyNameIsLuis

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Not believing[edit]

I don't believe interwiki redirects work here. Just use a link, it saves the trouble. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 09:36, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Fine! --MyNameIsLuis (talkcontribsguestbookuncyc) 09:56, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Snort not, lest ye be snorted[edit]

A Bat-moosely hello from shaken, not stirred. If you have or intend to grow antlers, rest assured that you have a protector in myself. Simply deposit one or more illogical articles on the shed... no, the one with the still... and you will gain release from your Earthly persimmons. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 19:09, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

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So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.

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My office hours are Skittles rampage to observational interference on Thursdays. Feel free to drop by and complain or share some chocolates. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 19:09, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Sorry Zim, this guy is an Uncyclopedian, and will not understand your nonsense. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:11, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
That's racist! Or... I don't know... wiki-bigoted? Wikoted? I see no rational reason than an Uncyclopedian cannot appreciate the subtle perturbations of the spheres exerted by Illogicopedia's minions and fractions of minions. In other words, the two wikis are not mutually exclusive vis a vis users. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to play the racist card inappropriately. I've been wanting to do that for years. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 05:15, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Suspicious behavior[edit]

I was going to make a joke about helpful contributions being suspicious behavior on this wiki. That would have been lame. Shit. Is that discriminatory against people with physical disabilities? Shit. I'm a person with a disability. Shit. I might be a self-loathing bigot. This is getting complicated.

Anyway, I noticed your helpful contributions, and I thank you. If you are struck by a demented muse, please feel free to deposit the results here.

“All are welcome... all are welcome!”

~ That creepy little woman in Poltergeist

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 05:15, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)