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A Bat-moosely hello from shaken, not stirred. If you have or intend to grow antlers, rest assured that you have a protector in myself. Simply deposit one or more illogical articles on the shed... no, the one with the still... and you will gain release from your Earthly persimmons. (kaizum me) 19:09, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
My office hours are Skittles rampage to observational interference on Thursdays. Feel free to drop by and complain or share some chocolates. (kaizum me) 19:09, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
- Sorry Zim, this guy is an Uncyclopedian, and will not understand your nonsense. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:11, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
- That's racist! Or... I don't know... wiki-bigoted? Wikoted? I see no rational reason than an Uncyclopedian cannot appreciate the subtle perturbations of the spheres exerted by Illogicopedia's minions and fractions of minions. In other words, the two wikis are not mutually exclusive vis a vis users. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to play the racist card inappropriately. I've been wanting to do that for years. Cheers. (kaizum me) 05:15, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
I was going to make a joke about helpful contributions being suspicious behavior on this wiki. That would have been lame. Shit. Is that discriminatory against people with physical disabilities? Shit. I'm a person with a disability. Shit. I might be a self-loathing bigot. This is getting complicated.
Anyway, I noticed your helpful contributions, and I thank you. If you are struck by a demented muse, please feel free to deposit the results here.
“All are welcome... all are welcome!”
(kaizum me) 05:15, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)