User talk:That idiot who keeps pooping on my keyboard

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You're the IP guy, right? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:32, 24 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

The static one or the dynamic one? Cg098 (talk) 21:34, 25 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Who the heck is the IP guy? -- That idiot who keeps pooping on my keyboard (talk) 01:19, 26 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Don't mind them. We're all paranoid about anonymous IPs here in Illogicopedia. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:21, 26 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Hello there. Yes, I can navigate through redirects because I've been here for a little while.
Illogicopedia is inherently illogical. However, that does not equate to being inherently obnoxious. From what I can see, you are indeed attempting to be very illogical by making those Russian doll redirects, but I suggest that you stop where you left off. If you persist, now those redirects will be perceived as being very annoying and may go up for deletion because they have failed to have been of some sort of redeeming value. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:02, 26 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Please stop signs. The Illuminati confirmed faked the sinking of Harambe and the shooting of the Titanic. -- That idiot who keeps pooping on my keyboard (talk) 02:05, 26 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Also I need my tock page so as to cool down Spongebob's burnt out laugh box so he could laugh again. #MakeSpongebobLaughAgain -- That idiot who keeps pooping on my keyboard (talk) 02:05, 26 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Fine, but no unnecessary censorship. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:35, 29 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)