User talk:Whycantiloginhelp

So far, you're three for three. Your Vegan article was a one sentence actual definition of what a vegan does. You changed two other articles, but added no value, logical or illogical, to them. Please check out the community portal for helpful hints on being a useful citizen. Ask me or anyone else you fancy for help. Then try contributing again. (kaizum me) 11:00, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

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Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Yes. Be good out there and do good stuff. We're not Uncyclopedia, but please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge. Mind the gap. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:03, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I think this guy is OK. Illogical. Beetroot. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:48, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)