Wala3ofee

An example of a Wala3ofee manifestation. Diving into a pool using a parachute.

Wala3ofee ('| wɒlə|o|fi |'); Lebanese for "στιγμιαία ενθουσιασμό", from (ˈ|wɒlə|') Wala3o, "Excitement" and (ˈ|fy|') Fee, "Within", Also known as "Post-Traumatic-Excitement-Disorder", medically recognized as a state of mind and emotional condition specific to Lebanese people in which a person experiences a spontaneous and impulsive excitement and unexpected enthusiastic reactions.

Initially thought to be a passing myth, Wala3ofee developed into a nationwide condition. Following deepened analysis and observation by specialists and anthropologists, they concluded that Wala3ofee was in fact as tangible and real as the white pedestrian bridge facing City Mall. In fact, Wala3ofee is now considered to be the driving force of the Lebanese people and their ability to overcome obstacles and daily problems.

History

When the Phoenicians first set sail along the shores of the mediterranean sea to bring textile and other tradable goods to neighboring lands & civilizations, back in 1200 BC, they became known for their flamboyant sales techniques that were characterized by a sudden surge of excitement and energy, put into practice while negotiating and selling their trade. The effects of their selling techniques became apparent as it was starting to affect their sales positively. Buyers were often overwhelmed, and so merchants' entertainment persuaded them into making the purchase.

One example of the flamboyant sales technique employed by Phoenicians during the trade markets. The Birth of the Wala3ofee.

This was the first recorded trace of the Wala3ofee condition, pre-dating ancient Lebanon.

Fast-Forward through Lebanon's history a couple of thousand years, to where we are today, and the Wala3ofee condition has been far long instilled in our character that it stood the test of time, and it stood the many different cultures and civilizations that have come and gone.

This spontaneous and impulsive surge of excitement has been at the root of Lebanon's history and evolution, as it made of Lebanese an attractive kind of people, who seemed to never be affected negatively by what might be happening around them, and who were able to experience frequent peaks of excitement and energy regardless of what has been bestowed upon them, a matter which managed to confuse all their rulers and oppressors, eventually leading them to pack-up and leave, out of sheer confusion and disbelief.

The sudden urge to paint the caravan while initially enjoying a chilled BBQ on a sunny summer afternoon. A strong Wala3ofee symptom.

Today, with more than 6 million Lebanese citizens living within the confines of their nation, the rebellious, original and borderline crazy Lebanon, as well as more than 14 million Lebanese immigrants scattered almost everywhere around the globe, Wala3ofee is an affirmation of the like-mindness of the Lebanese people, and a scientific testament that unifies the perception of their character, worldwide as well as among themselves.

Cultural References

Another typical Wala3ofee scenario. The Dive-After-The-Fish behavior. When a group of men are peacefully fishing onboard their little boat, in the middle of a calm and peaceful lake, Wala3ofee can kick in, urging the person to jump after the fish out of impatience.

“Weyniye L Samke? Tol3et Mech Bel May. Khallilna L 7aske, Ta3 Srod Bel Fay”

~ The Wala3ofee Anthem

Given the widespread reach and frequency of the Wala3ofee condition among Lebanese, its place among the common behavioral traits has been cemented and has even been featured in cultural worlds, such as the Wala3ofee Anthem, a song that celebrates & praises the Wala3ofee impact and manifestation among Lebanese.

Listen to the 'Wala3ofee Anthem' by clicking here.

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