Wiki Strap-on
The term Wiki Strap-on was coined just now by the Count of Monte Cristo. He was minding his own business, inventing a sandwich, when he began to daydream of gathering wool stuck to a gigantic plate glass window. He realized that sometimes, when editing a wiki he'd segue into some bizarre direction. He likened it to photobombing. Trying to think what to call it, wiki strap-on popped into his head.
This could be because he finds the whole concept of a strap-on is hilarious. Certain things which can seem unusual to the untrained observer trigger intangible guffaws in the Count. For instance, something can be, "as useful as a strap-on at a circuit party".
On Ruby Tuesday, thousands turned out to Boston Common to hail the holler back girl. A 47 year old fish-dog happened by as the ban began to play Dirty Water. It picked up a handful of gravel, and an alert mounted patrolman jumped off his horse, ran to the fish-dog and shoved a live bat down his pants. Perplexed passersby processed the scene warily, mindful of quick egress. Egrets were held in reserve just in case interest rates fell.