Slam Dunk!

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This is me dunking. Oh, you're jealous.

Lots of Mofos can dunk. I can'st. If I could, I'd be in the NBA (National Beluga Atrophy).

Lots of Mofos can'st dunk. I laugh at them and shout:

“F#CK GRAVITY, MOTHERF#CKER!!! MY LEGS IS TALL!!! LOLZ ROFLMAO OMMGZ!!!11!”

~ Shaquille O'Neal on (that rhymes) discussing his (sickz) hops (better give dem sum antibiontics ors somethin')
Muslims collectively slam dunking at the Kaaba

If you want to know how to dumk, here it is:

  1. Jump (really really high)
  2. Place ball in hoop (duh)
  3. Sacrifice a two-headed chicken
  4. Take it from here, dummy