Tree Football

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Tree Football is a lesser-known form of football identical to American football, except it is played by trees. The trees are planted on the field before the game, a ball is placed in the middle of the field, and then an audience enters the stadium and stares as the trees and the ball sit immobile for several hours. The game typically ends when a gust of wind blows the football to either end of the field, at which point a trophy is awarded and an inevitable riot breaks out in the audience.

Busy crammin' them trees in to armor

Busy crashin' in to them to practice

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