User talk:Stormcloud

Did you spill my jar of fermented alien fetuses? I bet you did. Now my condo will reek of Cthulhu's excrement and 700-year-old alien placentas.

You also happened to destroy my collection of rare and non-curable diseases? It also knocked over my brain tumor cross sections, which in turn knocked over the huge jar of hydrochloric acid I keep on top of my desk?

Eh. I've had worse.

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Oh, and here's something that the kids downstairs wouldn't have wanted you to sing:

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Stay away from real life. That stuff messes you up. 02:59, 31 Ergust 2016 (UTC)

How many eggs are in an omelette? Five, six, or extreme thought collapse? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:25, 31 Ergust 2016 (UTC)

Umm uhh crippling depression!? Freelance war journalists on pixie dust?! OSTRICH!?!?! If it's cheese I'm gonna digest my face! 04:26, 31 Ergust 2016 (UTC)

Are you to blame for the power outages we had? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:14, 31 Ergust 2016 (UTC)

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-Kevin Lieber, 2016 ^danny!_Text 06:48, 17 Octodest 2017 (UTC)