Bongos

Bongos. They eat into my very soul and make me like a rock at night. Then, again, when sawing logs for trade in the land of Nod, they eneter my home. They are sentient rainbow unicorn team! HAIL THE F****** BONGOS. THEY MAKE CHEESE OUT OF THE WASTES OF AMERICA! CAPS LOCK ENDS HERE. Kthxbye...

Apes apes and still more apes. Frog.

Anyway I lost ten million dollars due to the bongos. They ransacked by 1337 hax0r bomb squad time machine submarine toupee hat bong with free television. There was no antenna. Have a smog. Go smog yourself. The smogsmog smogged the clog bog wog pog hog of Zog. Dog.

Then for three years I wandered the deserted island. There was a sign that said, "Bloogy woogy huff wuff guff. Buy War Bonds. Macleod's Books stood on this street 100 years after the Great Froop of 1666 L.S.D." I was in another world, full of time travel mystery motion pictures, full of time, sand, oobleck, sand, and poop brought here by E.T. himself.

This Heading Has Been Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald

Note: This article is somewhat f**ked-up.

Cosine the sine, I was sad. I wanted to read War and Peace with a nice glass of milk, a pear, and Charles Darwin beside me. There was then a sudden loop reel in the Ring tape. I would not need food for 7 days. I awoke, and found myself in a lecture by Chap Chapson, Esq. Then everyone died on the face of the Earth.

Musical instruments

	Brass	Sousaphone (Electric Air) • Tuba
	Keyboards	Piano (-phone)
	Percussion	Bongos • Drums • Triangle (Electric)
	Strings	Banjos • Guitar (Grandpa's; Type-)
	Woodwinds	Clarinet • Flute • Harmonicas (Self-)
	Miscellaneous	Banana (Flying microtonal) • Feghaly