Type-Guitar

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Air-guitar has long held dominance over the world of guitaring-without-actually-guitaring. Creating catchy tunes and lookin freakin' sweet whilst not needing any skill at all made it number one. However, air guitar has always had a gapingly obvious flaw. It cannot be enjoyed by people with no arms.

FEAR NOT, my limbless friends, for the guitaring-without-actually-guitaring market just became blown open. Yah.

Wanna guitar but lack the arms required to do so?

TYPE-GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Create sweet riffs and mind numbing tunes without anything more than a few small finger movements. Wait. Oh

Score: s**t

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