Roman Empire
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| Roman Empire | |
 National Flag | |
| Official Name | Imperium Romanum cum sum |
| Time Period | 4x+2y to 2099 |
| Current Monarch | Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Tiberius Claudius Nero Caligula Rufus Romanum III |
| Land Area | -4 Square kilometres (1492 Square miles) |
| Motto | Germania in Italia est |
| Official languages | Latina, Shakespearean, Haettenschweiler |
| Demographic Composition | 99% Ancient Roman; 0.9999999% Greek, 0.00000001% The Pope |
| Religion | Jupiteriality, Deus Romanum sum, Godism |
| Deities | The Emperor, Jupiter, CatMan, Die Vogel |
| National anthem | World City |
| Natural Resources | Tomatoes |
| Capital City | Rome |
The Roman Empire, not to be confused with Rome, is the largest city on the island of Deutschland. It, however, resides within the Papal State to the north of Shikkopleks, which is XVII million miles west of the Sol. The most important figure in Roman sithology is Mao Zedong, who is commonly referred to as "Mother Russia."
Stuff in Latin[edit | edit source]
Parva agricolam terra aqua sunt errarum mori. In Roma angusta Octavianus pulchra pater. Germania es est estis sum sunt deus. Terra Romanum, Humanum. Canem lector senator mordet.
Stuff not in Latin[edit | edit source]
Everything's in Latin, idiot.
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