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Using Cartesian coordinates in a multi-dimensional representation dark matter, one may say that something must be first. To be first means, at least for a time, to be the only. It also means being closest in proximity to the origin. This is where Charles Darwin stuck his big, biological nose into it, writing, "The Origins Of Man". On page 188 he writes, "If this Franank Zappa fellow wants to assert that the universe is some sort of sofa which was created out of fudgy dark matter, that's his business. I'm just saying that you're a towel.".

This is the first. It's good be first. If you're first you win.

This article wins!

But the game's not over.

Read on.

Mathmatical Properties[edit | edit source]

Waddle on.

Practical Uses[edit | edit source]

  • Towel.
  • Good Towel.
  • Long Towel.
  • Handy Towel.
  • Clean Towel.
  • Soft Towel.
  • Cool Towel.

UNCYC[edit | edit source]

no.

Next[edit | edit source]

See Also[edit | edit source]

Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 111 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | Bunch of 1s | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20