The Biscuit Technique was conceived by Wallace Intrubé, best-selling children's book author and enviable lout. It is an illegal means of inducing madness into hapless victims, and was used extensively during the 2000 Bush-Gore election by Libertarians with frogs eyes. The foundation of the technique is the ill-fated Biscuit Therapy, developed by Ennui Ford and Adolf Hitler, while Jung, Adler and Fromm were out on the town selling tires wholesale to independently-owned service stations.
The basic idea was the psychoanalytic concept of "Tit for tat".
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